Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put this on, Kick Back, Relax… Let everyone know that you are on Break and Will Return at the Specified Time. I’d LOVE to see their Reactions! Oh look, the Boss is coming… :)
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Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Basketball Mom Pendant
Your MOM Dribbles! Okay, that’s only when she eats Mashed Potatoes, but still… She’d Love this Pendant! It’s actually a Matching Pendant and Earring Set that’s Double Cool! It’s a Basketball MOM Pendant that’s Silvertone, Blinging with an Orange…
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Additional Parking Belly Ring
Okay, when I Read this Road Sign I had Coffee in my Mouth and I Spit it all over the Monitor… TOO TOO FUNNY! Why not Wear a Belly Navel Piercing that reads “Additional Parking in Rear”? HA! Have…
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FML Bracelet
FML Stands for F**K My Life. e.g. “Today, I Gambled on a Fart and Lost. FML” HA! And that’s a NICE one… FML is a Collection of User-Submitted Stories, that makes you say “FML!” If your Life is a…
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Yellowjacket Wasp Ear Plugs
This are WICKED COOL! Creepy, Cringe Worthy Ear Plugs that will make everyone say “SICK!” For they’re Yellow Jacket Wasp Ear Plugs with Real Wasps inside. These Delightful Wasps (found Dead Naturally) are Encased in 18mm, 11/16″, Double Flared…
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Eye Orb Ear Plugs
Handmade using Polymer Clay and Glass, your EYES have never looked so good! Muaha ahahaha ha ahha I LOVE these Bright Green Orbs POPPING outta the Sockets! What AWESOME Ear Plugs! Cool and Creepy!
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Nutella Ring
A Nutella Ring that looks like the real thing! You’ll be hungry all day and licking your fingers, but hey, it’s Cool and Fun!
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