Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Keep Calm and Carry On Cufflinks
“Keep Calm and Carry On” was Originally a Motivational Poster Produced by the British Government in 1939. Now it’s a widely used Meme (featured highly on “The Chive”). You see these types of Posters EVERYWHERE… And NOW, even on…
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Moby Dick Belly Ring
Moby Dick is a Novel by Herman Melville, about Captain Ahab getting Revenge on Moby Dick, a Huge White Whale who Previously Destroyed his Ship and Severed his Leg. Good thing he still has a Belly, because this Moby…
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Nipple Whirls
Do I look like Madonna with these on? Well I feel like her! HA! These Nipple Ring Barbells, called “Nipple Whirls”, are SO MUCH FUN! Plus, it’s an Amazing Visual, and just look what it does to your Shirt!…
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Gingerbread Man Earrings
“Excuse me Miss, can I Nibble on your Ears?” HA! You may get that reaction once they see these all too Cute Gingerbread Man Earrings Dangling from your Lobes! Looking like real Cookies, you’re bound to get a MUNCH!
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Gobble Gobble Turkey Charm Bead
OMGGGG! This Charm Bead is a HOOOOOOT! Seriously! Hand Painted Glass Bead, featuring a Turkey… and boy is it a TURKEY! Just look at that Face. WOW! Crazy Turkey, looks just like a kid painted it (let’s hope so),…
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Invisibility Ring
Featuring an Enchanting Sterling Silver Ring with the Seal for Astaroth on the Band. It Allows the Wearer to go about being Invisible to any person. Conjure by Saying: `I Command you Astaroth, that I will make this Sign…












