Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put this on, Kick Back, Relax… Let everyone know that you are on Break and Will Return at the Specified Time. I’d LOVE to see their Reactions! Oh look, the Boss is coming… :)
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Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Buck Tooth Plugs
Bahahah ah aha ha ha ha ha! I LOVE these… What a Snaggle-Tooth Blast! Ear Gauge Plugs that Resemble Real Buck Teeth! What a Concept… 2 Plugs, Handmade, using Ebony Wood, Polymer Clay, Acrylic Teeth, Acrylic Paint, and Resin……
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Monopoly Race Car Cufflinks
The Race Car is the most Popular Playing Piece in Monopoly. Originally though, Monopoly didn’t even have a Car! That was added after WWII. But NOW, you can Play with this Race Car all the Time with these Cool…
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Cash Only Belly Ring
LMAO! Cash Only! HA! Don’t we all know people like this? Whether you’re Working the Streets, Hustling, Winning the Lotto, or Getting a Job Under the Table, it’s all the SAME… CASH ONLY DUDE! :) Green Backs RULE! If…
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Dead Fly Necklace
“Is that Jeff Goldblum???” Could be! Because this Crazy Pendant traps a FLY! A Real Fly! Encased in a Resin Tear Drop, this Fly will Forever be Frozen in Time! Grab this Necklace, before it Flies away! :)
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Botched Ecce Homo Necklace
Remember when your Mother gave you a Perm and you Cried for Months? Well, that’s what this Pendant makes me think of. Crying! It’s the Famous Botched Face of the Ecce Homo (Restored JESUS Fresco Painting), that has turned…
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Kiwi Bird Necklace
LMAO! This Bird makes me Smile! Just look at it… Goofy Eyes, Crazy Feathers, and those Moveable Legs… What a Laugh getter. A Handmade Kiwi Bird (Which is a Flightless Bird Native to New Zealand, approximately the Size of…
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