Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put this on, Kick Back, Relax… Let everyone know that you are on Break and Will Return at the Specified Time. I’d LOVE to see their Reactions! Oh look, the Boss is coming… :)
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Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Easy Street Belly Button Ring
This Sounds like a Bad Sesame Street Parody, but hey, if the Shoe fits… Slip it in and be Merry. For it’s a Street Sign right up Ho Alley. “Easy Street” Sign, Rectangular and Pink, Dangling from a 7/16″…
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Panda Earplugs
Did you know that Pandas eat Bamboo, Grass, an occasional Small Rodent and EARS? It’s True. You see them Munching on Ears all the time. Especially with these Cool Earplugs that look like a Cute Panda’s Face!
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Break A Leg Necklace
LOL! What a Cute Whimsical Necklace. Featuring a Leg in a Cast with a Crutch, this Pendant is Perfect for someone who just Broke A Leg, or for a “Cast” Member in a Theatrical Performance (“Break a Leg!”) Made…
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Genderfluid Pronouns Necklace
Genderfluid? He? She? They? One? Per? Ze? It’s a Necklace that you can Customize to Suit your Lifestyle. A Fun, Colorful Flip-Style Necklace Pendant that allows you to Choose your Pronoun. Whether you are Genderqueer, Genderfluid, Bigender, People with…
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Cute Glasses Ring
What the heck… This item, at the time of this post, was only $1.79 with free shipping from Amazon. I don’t get it. But the nerds or bookreaders will. It’s fun, cute, miniature glasses, that are actually a ring….
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Target Nipple Shields
You know, nothing says “HIT ME” than having TWO Targets on your Chest! Right? And these Red and White Target Nipple Shields not only catch your Eye, but AIMS them right there… Is it Cold in here, or is…
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