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These Dolls are so Creepy they are COOL! Just look at the way the one Baby's Head is Bondaged Up with the Eyes Showing.... Demented! Insane Earrings from a Wonderful Artist named none other than: Frankiesteinz! Awesome! Cool Dangles that will make everyone GASP, look at you Weird, and cause you to LAUGH! Too Fun! Too COOL! Buy some Dire Babies Today! :)
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Brass Knuckles Cufflinks
Brass Knuckles, also called Knuckles, Knucks, Brass Knucks, Knucklebusters, Knuckledusters, or a Classic, are Weapons used in Hand-to-Hand Combat… And now, they’re also a Very Cool and Stylish too, pair of Knuckle Cufflinks! Made out of Brass and Rhodium…
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Pizza Slice Charm Bracelet
Everybody else has Pandora Charms, Cute Kid’s Birthstones, Dogs, Family Beads… And YOU, all you want is PIZZA! Join the Club! Which is why this Pizza Slice Bracelet is Perfect… Pepperoni and all. For it’s a Charm Link Bracelet…
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Cat Balloon Knot Brooch
Oh man… This Cat Pin made me Laugh! Too Funny! Or Too Fanny… It’s a Cat Butt Brooch that’s a Smile Getter for sure. Featuring a Cute White Cat, Sticking it’s Leg Straight up in the Air, showing off…
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Make Me Vomit Pendant
You know that one Girl, who always Vomits because someone else did? Yeah… She needs this Necklace! Because it is soooo TRUE! It’s either the Food, the Booze, or your FACE… Look out, she’s gonna Blow…
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Braces Ring
Brace-Face, Train-Tracks, Metal-Mouth, CHEESE-GRATER… Kids hear these names all the time when they Wear Braces. After all, you do wear these Metal Magnets for YEARS! Unless you’re lucky enough to have a Headgear as well. HA! What a Pain……
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Green Eyed Dragon Cufflinks
I LOVE these Cufflinks! How Cool are the Green Dragon Eye Balls? AWESOME! Not only do the Green Eyes look Bad Ass, but the Black Pupils are actually Dragons… Did you notice that? COOL COOL COOL! Set under a…