Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
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Jason Ear Plugs
Very COOL and CREEPY Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Ear Plugs! I LOVED this Series growing up, he’s so Bad Ass! And now Horror Fans can put these KILLER Plugs in their Ears and get some Comments you would…
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Blade LED Watch
Tokyo Flash makes Cool LED Watches that are Distinct, Different, and GEEKY! This Watch, Inspired by Aviation, has Bright LED Hands that Rotate around the Turbine-Style Lens like a Propeller. Featuring Two Time Modes, Date, Alarm, Light-Up Animation, USB…
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Pop Tart Charm Bracelet
I LOVE POP TARTS! All of them. Blueberry Frosted, Cherry, Cookies & Cream, Strawberry, Raspberry, S’MORES! YUMMMMM! I Eat them Cold, I Eat them Hot, I could Eat a Whole Box at Once. So I am a Pop Tart…
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Nobel Crusader’s Cross
What a Stunning Pendant! Elegant, Beautiful, and very Rich looking. It’s the Nobel Crusader’s Cross that’s actually made out of Rosewood and Gunmetal, which means: Humble and True. I just LOVE everything about this Pendant, and I’m a HUGE…
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Wonder Woman Wrist Cuff
These are a Pair of Wonder Woman Silver Cuffs that are Replicas as Worn by Lynda Carter in the First Season of Wonder Woman. Are you Singing the Wonder Woman song now? ;) HA! Put these Cool Cuffs on…
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