Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Silver Bullet Earrings
Werewolf Hunting? Vampire Stalking? Better get yourself a pair of Silver Bullet Earrings… Just in case. And these Silver Bullets are the IDEAL Dangles of choice. Made from Tibetan Silver, these Nifty Bullets are Quaint, Sleek, and oh-so-Deadly. Hanging…
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Creepy Doll Earrings
Every now and then, I run across a Piece of Jewelry that makes me say “WOWWWWWW!” This is IT! Creepy Dolls, Wrapped up in Wire and Gears and Dangling from French Wire Earrings! WOW! WOW! WOW!
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Invisibility Ring
Featuring an Enchanting Sterling Silver Ring with the Seal for Astaroth on the Band. It Allows the Wearer to go about being Invisible to any person. Conjure by Saying: `I Command you Astaroth, that I will make this Sign…
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The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA……
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Shrunken Head in a Jar Pendants
SICK! SICK! SICK! I love it. It’s a pendant necklace that will turn everyone’s head. Er… Heads. It’s a shrunken head in a jar pendant that looks so real, so horrifying, so beautifully sculpted. Simply choose your color of…
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Barbell Ear Plugs
“Do You Lift?” I sure DO! In fact, I can LIFT 2 Barbells with my very own Head! HA! If you’re into Body Building, Muscles, Weights, the Gym, Training, or just looking like you do, then these Plugs are…
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