Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Bull Horn Ring
You know what they say… “Grab the Bull by the Horns!” Well, now you can! Because this Ring is made out of 100% PURE BULL HORN! And that’s no Bull… ;) Unique Ring that’s very, very COOL!
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Human Finger Necklace
Boy if you Chew Nails, you’ll LOVE this Necklace. Five Lovely Fingernails to Bite and Gnaw on… Five Delicate Yummy Fingers, Dangling from a Cable Chain that will look so Dire and Dark and Severed around your Neck. A…
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Dual Time Zone Large Sport Watch
Nice. Huge. Just the way I like it… A Massive Wrist Watch that’s Sporty, Geeky, and Very, Very COOL! A Dual Time Zone Watch that is Gaudy, Gigantic, and will look Pretty Sweet on your Wrist. With a Black…
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Beer Pong Ear Plugs
Beer Pong is a Drinking Game which Players throw a Ping Pong Ball across a Table with the intent of Landing the Ball in a Cup of Beer on the other End. If a Ball Lands in a Cup…
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FROZEN Heart Pendant
Faceted Crystal Heart features Elsa and Anna Art. This Lovely Pendant reads “Only True Love can thaw a Frozen Heart” on the Reverse side. Comes with a Genuine Diamond in the Snowflake Bail. Makes a Great Gift!
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Death Note Pendant Watch
Who’s that Knocking? The Grim Reaper? Perchance… Just open your Death Note Book Necklace and see if it’s your TIME to go! Cool Idea, Beautifully Made, Winds like a normal Watch and the Battery Changes out the bottom. It’s…
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