Cheesy Earrings for Bleu Cheese Lovers
Oh that Blue-Green Smell of Bleu Cheese is Delish. Sharp and Salty these Earrings are NOT, but made out of Super Sculpey, Paint and Gloss, these Earrings are Perfect for the Cheese Connoisseur... or the Mouse in the Wall. HA! Suspended from Black Fish Hook Ear Wires, these look Good enough to Eat! Put them on and you certainly won't feel BLUE! :)
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Marijuana Weed Pocket Watch
“What Time is it?” 4:20, of course… This Fun, Colorful, Black Cased Modern Pocket Watch is a Marijuana Weed Leaf Watch, with 5 Leaf Patterns Plastered across the Face. Mesmerizing, isn’t it? Case Diameter: 4.7cm, Thickness: 1.2cm, Watch Chain…
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Buffalo Teeth Earrings
“Girl, you’re looking a little long in the Mouth!” As you should… If you’re a Buffalo! HA! They have some BIG Chompers. Ever notice? Well you will with these Buffalo Earrings. Big Teeth dangling from your Ear Lobes. I’m…
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Ouija Board Pointer Belly Ring
Into the Occult? Spirit Boards? Summoning the Ghosts of the Dead? Well this Navel Button Ring is IDEAL for your Belly Button Blood Bath… It’s a Planchette, the Ouija Board Pointer, and it’s Pointing in the right direction… DOOM!…
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Hot Flame Ring
“Hot Thing, Barely 21, Hot Thing, Looking 4 Big Fun, Hot Thing, What’s Your Fantasy? Do U Wanna Play With Me?…” Oh wait… That’s HOT THING, and NOT Hot Ring! HA! My bad… This Hot Flame Ring is Beautiful,…
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Superhero Wrist Watch
“BOOM!” “BLAM!” “POW!” “CLANK!” “KRAK!” “ZAP!” That’s the Superhero that I’m talking about… The Retro Comic-Book Superheroes with the Exclamation Punches and Fights! Cool Cool Stuff! “WHAM!” It makes the NERD in me Melt! :)
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Flat Cat Brooch
Awww, it’s either Fluffy is Pooped and laying on the Ground like a Bear Rug… Or, she’s been Stepped on by an Elephant, Or, she’s been Run over by the UPS Driver. HA! Either way, she’s Cute, Funny, and…