Fart Ninja Bracelet
Fart Ninjas are Silent but Deadly! The Farts Sneak up on you and Strike when you least expect it. Many times Farts can happen in Elevators. And all you can do is Gasp in Misery. Often it’s so Bad, that even the Farter has to Cover their own Mouth to keep from Gagging. And when they do this with their Shirt Collar, they Resemble a Ninja! You Crafty Bugger YOU!
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Fart Ninja Resin Coated Washer Bracelet
Everyone knows at least one Fart Ninja. After all Guys LOVE to Fart! RIGHT? (Not to mention a few Females who grew up around Brothers). This Fart Ninja Bracelet makes the Perfect Gift for the little Stinkers. Gag Gift or not, Fart Ninjas are Proud to Deal it, and Proud to Display it. Permanently Sealed with Resin on a 1.5” Washer, this Bracelet is FUN, Durable, and hey, it doesn't Smell! :)
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Piñata Donkey Stud Earrings
LOL These Earrings crack me up… Too bad I’m not filled with Candy! ;) Because these Studs are Fun, Festive, Colorful Piñata Donkeys that are totally Hilarious and Awesome. Tiny Donkeys that will look GRAND in your ears (just…
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Pig Pen Decoder Ring
I Remember Passing those Crazy Pig Pen Notes back and forth in School. Who didn’t? The Problem was, it was Difficult to Remember what all those Symbols meant. Was that an R, or was it a T??? Well, NOW…
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Split Shark Belly Ring
“Get outta the Bath Tub, there’s a SHARKKKKKKKK!” Oh, never mind… This Ultra-Cool Belly Barbell Ring is a Shark Attack waiting to Happen! It’s a Split Shark that separates and goes through your Belly Button Piercing… AWESOME!
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Telescope Ring
“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!
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Optical Watch
Trying to Tell Time with this Wrist Watch is Crazy FUN! That’s because it’s an Optical Illusion Watch that Turns Time Upside down. Featuring Optical Lines that Gyrate for the Minutes and Hours, it will Change the Way you…
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Doll Hand Earrings
Talk about Interesting… These Earrings win Hands Down! Such a Weird Pair, but if you’re Crazy like me, you’ll LOVE them! Made of Real Barbie Doll Hands, you’ll want to High Five your Ear Lobes! :)
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