“We Wants it, We Needs it. Must have the Precious. They Stole it from us. Sneaky Little Hobbitses. Wicked, Tricksy, False!” “No. Not Master!” “Yes, Precious…” Just like this Precious Little Pendant… It’s so Pretty! Handmade out of Polymer…

This is enough to give anyone Nightmares! Just look at that Creepy Ass Smile! I’m outta here… This Gothic, Dark, Horrorific Pendant is certainly going to Delight a Few… Poor Dead Souls! Awesome and Scary! I LOVE it! :)

You know what looks good on your Nipple? A Bony Skeleton Hand, that’s what. And not just BONY, but Bloody and Dripping! (I feel so Evil now) Cool and Creepy Nipple Bar that will hang down your Chest and…

What’s a Justin Bieber Song that I know…? “Rule the World”, oh wait, that was the Selena Gomez Break Up Song! My Bad! There’s so many Songs, it’s too Hard to Pick… Unless you have this Guitar Pick Pendant!…

I LOVE LOVE LOVE these Dragon Eye Cufflinks! HOW COOL! The Eyes are so Awesome! The Detail, the Slit, OMG it’s staring at me! How neat will these be on your Sleeves? MUST HAVE NOW!

Sick, Twisted, Horrifying… And IDEAL for Halloween… Or anytime you want to be Mummified! Crazy Brooch Lapel Pin featuring a Human Body, wrapped up and Mummified, ALIVE! Crazy Pin that will bring all kinds of Terror… And Comments! Pin…