Pig Rear End Ring
LMAO… If you want a Ring that will make everyone Bend Over and Laugh… This is the Ring to END it all! It’s a Black Plastic Ring that’s a Pig’s Rear, Corkscrew Tail, and Two Back Feet. Ham Hock anyone? Pork Chops? Flank? Crazy Ring that’s Wide, Thick, and Will Fit your Finger just Fine. Will you Wear a Pig’s Rear? BUTT of Course… I’m sure you’ll Squeal with Delight. :) “Oink Oink!”
Plastic Pig's Rear End Butt Hoof Ring
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Sensitive Thug Necklace
What a Great Combo of Charms you get… For the Sensitive THUG! HA! A pair of Brass Knuckles next to a Cute little Bunny Rabbit. Awwww! This says it all: Thugs Need Hugs Too! :)
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Spaghetti Ring
“On Top of Spaghetti, All Covered with Cheese, I Lost my Poor Meatball, When Somebody Sneezed…” Hold onto your Meatballs… With your Fingers, because this Ring is a Spaghetti Dinner Ring! So Dig in while it’s HOT, or this…
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Bronze Ogre Bead
What Beautiful Details in this Ogre… Ogres are usually Large, Hideous, Manlike Monsters that Eat Humans… As seen in the Lord of the Rings Movies! So Cool. So Creepy. So AWESOME! And this Ogre Charm Bead is just as…
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Milk Chocolate Heart Earrings
Everyone will want to Grab and Lick your Ears with these Yummy Hearts Dangling in the Wind like a Carrot to a Horse. They’re Milk Chocolate Earrings (made out of Polymer Clay), Heart Shaped, with Dark Chocolate Icing Detail…
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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Wonder Woman Ring
“If you break your vow, no magic in the universe will save you from me!” The Truth does hurt now doesn’t it? If you LOVE Wonder Woman, you’ll LOVE this Wonder Woman Crown Ring! It really Kicks some Butt!
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