Oh man, I can almost Smell the Grease… This Belly Button Ring is DELISH! Looking just like a Hot Steaming Pepperoni Pizza, this Beautiful and Mouth Drooling Navel Ring will attract all Eyes… 7/16 inch Long, 14 Gauge, 316L…

This ring is WRONG in every way… But it’s also RIGHT! Because it makes for one hell of a prank gift, you know, right before you get her “The Ring”… Because this ring isn’t a Diamond Ring… Nope! It’s…

A Woman Gets on a Bus with her Baby. The Bus Driver says: “That’s the Ugliest Baby that I’ve ever seen!” She Sits Down Fuming. She says to the Man next to her “That Driver just Insulted me!” So…

Drop it like Peter Quill’s Mixtape in the Guardians of the Galaxy, because this Belly Ring is HOT! Featuring a Blinging Swarovski Gem Cassette Tape, cast in 316L Surgical Steel, this Puppy is dangling from a 14 Gauge, Steel…

“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….

Walt Disney’s Movie: Frozen, is a Kid’s Favorite… Not to mention the Millions of Adults who love Olaf and all the Snow Filled Antics. So for all you Frozen Fans, you need a Frozen Wrist Watch. Like this Adorable…