Grumpy Monkey Earrings
A Woman Gets on a Bus with her Baby. The Bus Driver says: “That’s the Ugliest Baby that I’ve ever seen!” She Sits Down Fuming. She says to the Man next to her “That Driver just Insulted me!” So he says to her: “Well you go right up there and tell him off! Go on… I’ll Hold your Monkey for you!” HA!. See, that’ll make any Grump Smile… Just like these Funny Monkey Earrings. “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”
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Polymer Clay Funny Monkey Dangle Earrings
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Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says…
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Stink Bug Bracelet
YUCK YUCK YUCK! This Bracelet STINKS! Really! It holds a Litchi Stink Bug that’s just Creepy as Hell. Recently, an Outbreak of Stink Bugs was Observed in India… And now they are BACK with this Buggy Bracelet! RUNNNNNN!
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Perfect Score LSAT Watch
This Awesome Watch Helps you Prep for an LSAT Exam and Get the Perfect Score as well. HOW? With Time Management! You see, this Watch allows the Test Taker to Ensure they are on Pace for each Section. They…
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Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with…
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Miniature Hot Dog Earrings
LOL These Earrings are just Killing me… Hot Dog Earrings that are Miniature and look Good in your Ears… In fact, I’m about to Bite into them right now! These Dogs look REAL enough to Squirt! Toasted Buns, Guacamole……
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Speedometer Analog Watch
What a Stunning, Innovative, Beautiful Watch! This Speedometer Wrist Watch is the Newest Invention from Tokyo Flash. Inspired by a Race Car, this Unique Watch tells you the Time with one Hand using a Special Patented Motor Movement. Super…
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