Skewer Earrings
You know what I Love about Barbecue? Skewers! Stabbing those Delicious Pieces of Meat, Onion, and Peppers with a Wooden Stick and then Barbecuing them until they’re Steaming Hot and Scorched… YUM! I may just have to Rip them out of your Ears first, but it’s all Good! Right? Made out of Fimo, Wood, and Fish Hook Earrings, these Appetizing Skewers will make anybody Drool! :)
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Little Skewers Drop Earrings
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Cat Titanic Glass Pendant
LMFAO! This Pendant I LOVE! I can’t Stop Laughing… It’s the Famous Titanic Movie Scene where Jack and Rose (Leonardo Di”CaT”rio and “Kat” Winslet) are Standing at the Bow of the Gigantic Ship “I’m Flying…” with the Celine Dion…
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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Toy Stacking Earrings
When you Wear these Earrings… EVERYONE will want to Play with your Ears! That’s because they’re FUN and Colorful and you can’t NOT Stack them! They’re the Rainbow Stacking Toy Game, only NOW… They’re made into a Pair of…
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Bloody Scissors Bangle
HA! I Remember that Episode of Cheers (Season 8 – Severe Crane Damage), where Lilith goes on a TV Show to Talk about Why Women Fall in Love with “Bad Boys”. And Frasier Runs around the Bar with a…
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LOL Necklace
“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…
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Starfleet Academy Ring
Starfleet Academy Class of 2258. Just think, I’d be really old then… HA! Starfleet Academy is the Prestigious Institution where Federation Youth from around the Quadrant aspire to attend. In other words GEEEEEEEK!
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