"What do you mean, I've Unleashed the Curse?"
The next time you're at the Museum, or Traveling to Egypt, make sure you bring along this Ring. It Translates Hieroglyphs into the English Alphabet! VERY VERY COOL! Now that you can Translate them, you can also Write Egyptian Hieroglyphs as well. SWEET! Made out of Stainless Steel, this Ring is AWESOME!
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Groucho Marx Ear Plugs
Ah, Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx was an American Comedian and Film and Television Star. Known as a Master of Quick Wit and Widely Considered one of the Best Comedians of the Modern Era… And boy does he make one…
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Pancakes Necklace
Did you hear my Stomach Growl just now? It DID! Because these Pancakes are dying to be Eaten… Too bad they aren’t Real. Although they sure look it! Not to mention that pat of Heart-Shaped Butter just melting on…
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My Butt Hurts Watch
LMAO! Perfect for Easter coming up, it’s the Funny Chocolate Bunnies saying “My Butt Hurts” (From the Big Fat Bite taken out of his Ass), and the Classic Reply “What?” (Someone Bit off his Ears)! HA! Sure to make…
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Banana Peen Earrings
LMFAO! It’s that banana-boy? No… It’s banana, with peen. Banana peen earrings that dangle on either side of your face with glitter and glaze. Fun earrings that will let your true personality shine. Featuring banana peels, and some big…
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Watermelon Drop Earrings
“Why do Watermelons have Fancy Weddings?” “Because they Cantaloupe!” “When do you Go at Red and Stop at Green?” “When you’re Eating a Watermelon!” Ha! I Could go on and one, but I’ll Stop at the Rind! If you…
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Monster Bracelet Ring
What the F???? This is the Craziest, most Frightening Ring/Bracelet ever. WOW! Makes my Teeth hurt just looking at it. A Horrifying Doll Face, with Lips pulled back Exposing Gnarly Gums, Wide-Eyed, Grinning on your Finger with Black Chains…












