Funny Gynaecologist (or Gynecologist) Dilated Cufflinks
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Green Dragon Egg Pendant
Like most Reptiles, Dragons lay Clutches of Eggs. Dragon Eggs are as Heavy as Stone, so they need to be Carried with Two Hands. The Outer Shell is Covered in Scales, with vastly Different Color Patterns between the Eggs,…
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Bloody Cleaver Earrings
Having a Murder Mystery or a Halloween Party? Why not wear these Way Cool Cleaver Earrings! Made of Silver-Plated Brass, they will get your ears noticed FAST! Drip Drip Drip!!!
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XXX Earrings
When you’re going out to the club, wear some appropriate attire… Like these Bright RED XXX Earrings! They will surely stand out, and gain some attention. Good or Bad… Let’s hope BAD! :)
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Mona Lisa Zombie Necklace
Mona Lisa was Painted by Leonardo da Vinci. He’s been Dead since 1519… And so has Moan-A-Lisa! Just look at this Gothic Dire Pendant featuring Mona Zombie herself. Talk about AWESOME!
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Piles of Poop Bracelet
What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…
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Devil Pitchfork Earrings
Well, look at it this way… If you’re in a Restaurant and don’t have a Fork to Pick up your Meatballs… No problem! These will Work Marvelous! For they’re very Cute Devil Pitchfork Earrings that are Devilish COOL! Fun…












