Queen Booger Bracelet
LMAO! I Can’t Stop Laughing at this Bracelet. If I wore it, I would Laugh all day. It’s Funny Gross… It’s the Lovely Image Captured of the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II, Digging for Gold with her Royal Index Finger Deep inside her Nostril. She’s not only Scavenging for Boogers, but she’s Wearing her Famous White Glove as well. Makes my Sides Hurt… 7″ Brass Bracelet, Electroplated Silver, and all the SNOT you Want! Cheers! :)
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Queen of England Picking Her Nose Bracelet
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Nipple Ring Screw Bar
There’s nothing that would feel better than to take a BIG SCREW and SCREW it into my Nipple! Ahhhh, just thinking about it brings Tears to my Eyes! And actually Seeing it, even Better! :)
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Carved Snake Tribal Ear Plugs
Simply AWESOME! Tribal Snakes Shaped into a 3mm Thick Ear Stretchers. What Beauties! Hand Carved from a Cow’s Horn, they’re Impressive and Wicked! Measuring approximately 48mm in length and 35mm at the Widest, they’re just what your Lobes and…
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Human Heart Cufflinks
A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you…
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Pickle Rick Necklace
“What do you get when you Cross a Deer and a Pickle?” “A Dilldoe!” HA! Are you a Rick and Morty Fan? Love the Pickle; Pickle Rick? Well then Feast your Eyes on this Dill… It’s a Handmade Pickle…
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Bologna Earrings
My Bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… Your Ears are making me Hungry! “Oh Bologna!” Cute Dangles look just like the real thing. Grab the Mayo, I’m making a Sandwich!
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Trump Elephant Earrings
Trump you ears with these beautifully made lightweight Trump earrings. Dangle earrings with nickel-free euro-wire fishhooks, that hang 1 inch long, and a half inch wide. Hand painted with red, blue, and yellow, these dangles are plastic and sealed…
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