Red White and Blue Patriotic Stars Belly Button Ring
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Rolo Dangle Drop Earrings
Rolo’s are YUMMY! Made from Hershey’s, Rolo Cups are Created with Milk Chocolate and Chewy Caramel… And these Fun and Dangly Earrings look just like the Real things. Made from Lighweight Fimo Clay, these Chocolate Goodies hang on Silver…
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Christmas Santa Brooch
This Brooch practically Screams “Merry Christmas!”… “SCREAMS” is Right! I’ve never seen a Santa look like this, and I hope I never do again. I’m having Nightmares now… Freaky Santa will look GREAT on that Ugly Christmas Sweater though!…
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Zombie Black Hands Fog Ring
INCREDIBLE! WOW! This Ring just BLOWS me away… It’s probably the Coolest, Creepiest Ring I’ve ever seen. It’s a Resin Ring, with Black Zombie Hands Rising up outta the FOG! INSANE! Beautifully Made, Full of Dead Fingers and Rotting…
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Dragon Claw Nipple Piercings
These nipple piercings are soooooo cool. They’re dragon claw piercing bars, that are 14 gauge, 14mm bar length, nickel-free, lead-free, cadmium-free, safe and hypoallergenic. Cast from 316L stainless steel, these feature a rainbow dragon claw on either end of…