Ear Ring
“What Kind of Monster has the Best Hearing?” “The Eeriest!” HA! And this Ring is Certainly Eerie! It’s an Ear Ring that you Wear on your Finger. Remember when Mike Tyson was Disqualified for Biting off Evander Holyfield’s Ear? Yeah… I think we Found that Ear! :) You’ll get TONS of Comments on this Crazy, Fun, and Realistic looking Ear! “WHAT?” :P
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"I Can't Hear You, I Have This Crazy Ring In My Ear!"
Well, this Ring is Great for People who don't wear Earrings and everyone asks "Why don't you Wear Earrings?" HA! This Ear is made out of a Real Plastic Baby Doll Ear, and Mounted on a Sterling Silver Ring, Size 9. You could have FUN with this one... Which reminds me of this Joke: A Construction Worker Accidentally Cuts off one of his Ears with an Electric Saw. He calls out to a Guy Walking on the Street below, "Hey, do you see my Ear down there?" The Guy on the Street picks up an Ear and yells back, "Is this it?" "No," Replied the Construction Worker, "Mine had a Pencil behind it!" LOL :)
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Bloody Eyeball Ring
“Why don’t Blind People Skydive?” “It Scares the Dog!” Oh man, that Joke was so Cornea… Eye-m sorry! :) But I’m not sorry for this Ring, because it’s Eye-resistible! A Bloody Mutated Eyeball Ring that’s Eye-Popping GOOD! Creepy, Blue,…
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Kim Jong-un Dictator Brooch
Kim Jong-un is the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea. At 32, he is the First North Korean Leader Born after the Country’s Founding and the World’s Youngest Head of State. With his Pre-Emptive Nuclear…
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Tokable Pipe Paracord Bracelet
“Far Out Man! This Bracelet is KEWLLLL!” It’s a Paracord Bracelet that’s unlike any you’ve ever Seen before… It’s Tokable! This Bracelet is actually a Well-Disguised Tobacco Pipe and Bowl that you can use for whatever Enjoyment you find….
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Dog and Bone Brooch
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! This Brooch is Adorable! Adorable x 2 that is. Because this Brooch Pin is TWO Brooches in one. You Get a Double Dog Dare with one Pin being a Cute Little Doggie with Colorful Spots, and the other…
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Steampunk Black Leather Watch
I really dig Wide Leather Bracelets, so when I saw this Thick Leather Black Strap with a Very Cool Steampunk Wrist Watch, my mouth fell open. It’s Simply Stunning in Detail! Black Steel and Silver-Plated Fittings Clad in Natural…
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H. R. Giger ELP Lip Ring
I am a HUGE HUGE FAN of H. R. Giger. He’s Recognized as one of the World’s Foremost Artists of Fantastic Realism… AND the Xenomorph! Or I should say THE ALIEN! And this Ring, these Lips, that Tongue, just…
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