Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this Creepy Meaty Eyeball Pendant. Resembling Vomit and Rancid Meat, this Alien Eyeball Monster is made out of Super Sculpey, Colored with Acrylics, and Glazed over… Just like your Eyes! :)
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Creepy Meaty Eyeball Necklace Pendant
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Corgi Butt Earrings
OMG! Keep the Toddlers Fingers from these Earrings, because they’re Corgi Butts, and they are Lovingly Adorable. Fun Doggie Earrings, Colorful Corgis, Facing Away, giving you the time of day… With nothing but a Butt, and a Big Black…
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Money Watch
“How much Money does a Skunk have?” “One Scent!” “What did the Cat say when he Lost all his Money?” “I’m Paw!” “How do you Hide Money from a Hippie?” “Put it under the Soap!” HA! And with this…
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The Big Bang Theory Bracelet
This Adorable 7″ Charm Bracelet is loaded with Plastic Charms (single sided). They are Sealed with an Acrylic Sealer for Maximum Durability, and come on a 7″ Curb Chain with a Lobster Clasp. “I’m Batman! Ssssh!”
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Fishing Lure Earrings
Oh, the last time I had a Fishing Lure in my Ear was when I went Fishing with Uncle Charlie and he had one too many to Drink! OUCH! But now, I can have Fishing Lures Dangling from my…
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Pig Rear End Ring
LMAO… If you want a Ring that will make everyone Bend Over and Laugh… This is the Ring to END it all! It’s a Black Plastic Ring that’s a Pig’s Rear, Corkscrew Tail, and Two Back Feet. Ham Hock…
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Cyborg Watch
What an Ultra-Cool Wrist Watch! This is a Sci-fi Geek Lovers Mesmerizing LEDs Display Time & Date Dream! It really is Cool to look at, let alone tell Time with! Beautiful Lights, Futuristic, and AWESOME!
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