Pet Memorial Ring Inlaid with Pet Ashes
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Eyeball Pendant
“I Broke up with a Cross-Eyed Chick… I thought She was Seeing Someone else!” “Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Opticians?… Everyone!” “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?… Between you and me, Something Smells!”…
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Here’s Johnny Ear Plugs
“All Work and no Play makes Jack a Dull Boy!” Isn’t that the truth? Shining Fans rejoice, because these Ear Plugs are made just for YOU! Jack Nicholson Killed in this Memorable Role, and your Plugs will do the…
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Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful…
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Dollar Sign Nipple Ring
You know what I like hanging from my Nipples? MONEY! Greenbacks! CASHOLA!!! And the next BEST thing… A BLINGING Piercing! Full of Green Gems and a Dolla Sign, this Ring will make everyone Holla! :)
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Clear Cork Bottle Plugs
Cool Earrings… The Biggest Problem is Deciding what to Store in them… Blood? Gold Dust? Unicorn Farts? It’s Clear Glass Bottles that will Stretch your Ears and Draw Attention for sure. Fun Cork Bottle Ear Gauge Plugs that come…
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Ephemera Bunny Pin
This Little Bunny has seen Better Days for Sure! He used to Exist, but not any More! Now he’s Euthanized by a Steamroller. With X Eyes and X Mouth, this Critter makes a Cute and Funny Brooch. Flat as…












