Happy Birthday Belly Ring
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles!” Ha, this is such a Cute Birthday Gift, you’ll want to have your Cake and Eat it too! For it’s a Birthday Belly Button Ring that’s Delicious! Made out of 316L Stainless Steel, this 14 Gauge Barbell has Pink Gems and a Cake with Candle and Hearts… Now… where’s the Ice Cream?
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Happy Birthday Belly Button Navel Ring
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Thug Life Ear Plugs
If you’re gonna get something Tattooed on your Knuckles, why not Thug Life? Makes sense right? And so… Thug your Ears as well! These Acrylic Plugs have the image of Hands, in a Fist, with the Words “Thug” on…
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Headless Boy Necklace
“So how’s Sarah?” My Friend Asked, “Bet She’s more Excited than you for the Wedding!” “She’s like a Headless Chicken.” I Replied. “Oh I Bet, Running around Trying to get Everything Sorted for the Big Day, is She?” “No……
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Hi-Voltage Generator Ring
I LOVE Steampunk Jewelry, and this RING is COOL! This Industrial-Looking Wrapped Copper Center Ring is Flanked by Angular Edging and Mysterious Degree Markings. It makes my Geek Alert EXPLODE! :)
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Tiny Human Fetus Necklace
Well darn… If this doesn’t make you think… It’s a Fetus, on a Chain… A Tiny Human Fetus that’s both Creepy, Haunting, and Touching at the same time. A Little Baby Infant, a bit over 2/5″ long, Carved out…
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Lucky Cat Dancing Pendant
Lucky Cat is actually a Japanese Beckoning Cat (called Maneki-neko). Supposed to bring Good Fortune or Good Luck to the Owner. Cast in 925 Sterling Silver, with 18K White Gold Plating (Nickel-Free, Lead-Free, and Hypoallergenic), this Cat Features Fun…
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