Hillary Clinton - The Texting Face Necklace Pendant or Keychain
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Question Mark Ring
“It’s a-me, Mario!” “Wa-hoo!” “Here we go!” “Luigi!” “So long, eh Bowser?” “Catfish Pizza? This may be a first, but I’m not Hungry!” HA! Everyone LOVES Mario… And this Question Mark is straight out of Mario’s World. “Life is…
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Spank Me Nipple Ring
Oh with 50 Shades of Grey in the Theaters right now, it’s pretty Appropriate to show off this Adorable and Sexy Spank Me Nipple Ring. With a Red Heart and White Letters saying “Spank Me”, dangling from a Chain…
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Painless Clip-On Piercings
Want to look all Pierced out? This pack of 24 Rings are actually Clip-Ons that go anywhere you desire: Ears, Nose, Eye-Brow, Lip… Look like your whole Body is Pierced, without all the PAIN! :)
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I Survived Toe Jam Necklace
Toe Jam is Common Non-Medical Term used to Describe the ‘GUNK’ that Accumulates Between the Toes. It is a Combination of Dead Skin Cells, Sock Debris, Dirt, Body Oil Residue, Fungus and Bacteria. And NOW, it’s also a Hilarious…
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Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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Cigarette Coffee Earrings
LOL! These Earrings remind me of Patty Bouvier… You know, the Deep Voiced, Cigarette Smoking Character from the Simpsons! HA! I imagine her Sitting around Drinking Coffee and Smoking like a Chimney! :) And boy, doesn’t half of America…