“Voorhees a Jolly Good Fellow…” It’s Friday the 13th… HORROR NIGHT at Camp Crystal Lake… And there’s a Hockey Mask and a Machete. What do you do? RUN FOOL RUN!!!!!! And what’s more FUN? This Jason Voorhees Necklace. Featuring…

Ah, the Dead Smiley Face! So FUN! Did you know that the Dead Smiley Emoticon can be typed as :-X, (✖╭╮✖), X_X, or @()@. HA! Now that’s Cute! And there’s nothing that makes me Smile more than a Smiley…

EGADS! This Ring Contains a REAL Human Tooth! WOW! This Etsy Artist must be the Tooth Fairy or a Dentist, because this Ring is Crazy and Gory! Real Teeth? OMG! Just Think of the Reactions you’ll get Wearing this!

These are Great Earrings to own if you’re the Home of the Whopper! Because it takes Two Hands to Handle a Whopper! Right? Burger King has some Funny Slogans… Burger King, where you’re the Boss! Stack it High, Tough…

These are SICK! It’s a Credit Card Pendant, VISA CARD, that looks real, but isn’t. It’s an Iced-Out version that you can customize with YOUR REAL NAME! Super cool, and even better–the numbers aren’t real! So bling out in…

Oh Boy… Whatever! We all feel like that sometimes. It doesn’t matter what the Time really is… It just is! Bleh… And this Whatever Wrist Watch sure sums it up well. The Numbers on the Face of the Watch…