FrankenBerry Cereal Earrings
For a Limited Time Only, these FrankenBerry Earrings are up for grabs! Junk Food like this, shouldn't be over looked. Especially when it's Pink AND Delicious! I can almost taste them now. Created with Polymer Clay and Sealed with 2 Coats of Poly-Resin Sealant, these Earrings will keep you Smiling and Hungry all day! :)
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Paladkik Peen Pendant
LMAO! Now this, is Mr. Happy! Just look at that Smile… In fact, everyone will Smile when they see this Phallic Pendant around your Neck. This Thai Amulet Paladkik Wee-Wee is said to bring Wealth, Riches, Good Luck in…
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SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a…
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Ouija Spirit Board Bangle
What a Beautiful Idea for a Bangle Bracelet… A Spirit Board! I’ve always been drawn to Ouija Boards, and this Cool Bracelet pulls me in as well. Will the Spirits talk to you? I don’t know, but my Spirits…
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Dollar Sign Nipple Ring
You know what I like hanging from my Nipples? MONEY! Greenbacks! CASHOLA!!! And the next BEST thing… A BLINGING Piercing! Full of Green Gems and a Dolla Sign, this Ring will make everyone Holla! :)
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Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…
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Adorable Unicorn Belly Ring
Awwww, talk about Darling. It’s like My Little Pony meets your Belly in a Pink Explosion. Right? Such a Cute Pink Unicorn, Happy and Smiling, Flying across your Navel like something right out of a Fairy Tale. But it’s…