Maximum Speed 69 MPH Belly Button Ring
"Whats 72?" "69 with Three People Watching!" Bah haha ha hah! This Belly Ring is made of an Acrylic Street Sign Dangling from a 14 Gauge, 7/16" Long, Anodized Titanium, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Barbel with 5mm Balls. It's Cool! It's Easy to Read! And you'll get Plenty of Smiles, Drinks, and Dates... Fo Sho! :)
-
Michael Jackson Mugshot Cufflinks
I Just Laugh looking at these Cufflinks. It’s Michael Jackson’s Well-Known Celebrity Mugshot that Shocked us all! Looking more like Diana Ross than the Michael we Loved (Billy Jean, Thriller, Beat It, Smooth Criminal…) Pale with Thin Lips, White…
-
Mini Bones Stud Earrings
Nothing Beats Tearing the Meat off Bones and Chowing Down! Especially with a little BBQ Sauce! Right? And these Lovely Little Bones have been Cleaned, well, to the Bone! Looking like Real Bones, these Cute but Gory Earrings are…
-
Zipper Belly Ring
What a Cool Belly Button Ring… A Zipper! I Can only imagine Someone Coming up to you, and pulling that Zipper Down! OUCH! These Zippers are Cute and Sparkling, and you’ll Love all the Different Colors you can Choose!
-
Osama Bin Laden Death Ring
GNARLY! WOW! Who would have thought there’d be a Ring for this… It’s the Head of Osama Bin Laden, with a Imitation Red Ruby Gemstone in the Forehead. Crazy Ring, Crazy Idea… Someone’s gonna LOVE this! The Red Gem…
-
Chainmail Earrings
You know what you need? A Pair of Chainmail Earrings! Just think of how Sexy you’ll look with Chains Dangling from your Ears! Wear them with any Outfit, Casual Jeans and T-Shirt or even that Black Little Number! :)
-
Jane Doe Toe Tag Necklace
The Names “John Doe” for Men, and “Jane Doe” for Women (Babies are “Baby Doe”, are used as Placeholder Names for a Person whose True Identity is Unknown. Usually referring to a Corpse or Hospital Patient, where the Tag…












