Maximum Speed 69 MPH Belly Button Ring
"Whats 72?" "69 with Three People Watching!" Bah haha ha hah! This Belly Ring is made of an Acrylic Street Sign Dangling from a 14 Gauge, 7/16" Long, Anodized Titanium, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Barbel with 5mm Balls. It's Cool! It's Easy to Read! And you'll get Plenty of Smiles, Drinks, and Dates... Fo Sho! :)
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St. Paddy’s Skull and Crossbones Plug
Level up the Cuteness Factor with these Cool St. Paddy’s Day Plugs… Featuring a Skull and Crossbones, a Shamrock and an Hat, awwww! All slapped onto a Green Glowing Background that is great for St. Patrick’s Day. Stainless Steel…
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Fall Harvest Earrings
The Leaves are beginning to Shed… Fall is coming… Time to head South! But, before you go enjoy the Changing of the Colors. The Fun Harvest and Pumpkin Pies… And Adorn your Ears with the Season. Featuring Great Fall…
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Grilled Cheese Necklace
“What do you call Cheese that isn’t yours?” “Nacho Cheese!” “How do you get a Mouse to Smile?” “Say Cheese!” HA! And this Cheesy Cheese Grilled Cheese Looks-So-Real-Cheese Necklace is too much! It’s making my Stomach Growl. Look at…
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Scary Pumpkin Cufflinks
“How do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween?” “Pump Kin!” Oh that was bad… How’s this: “What did a Jack-O-Lantern say to the Pumpkin?” “Cut it out!” Okay… Not Scary enough, but these Cufflinks are. They are Frightening Cufflinks featuring a Creepy…
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Break The Internet Earrings
OMGGGGGG! I can’t even think about these Earrings… BAH HA HA HA HA! Come on… It’s the Kim Kardashian “Break The Internet” Earrings and they are TOO DAMN FUNNY! Showing off MORE than we Want to see, these Earrings…
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Spy vs Spy Ear Plugs
Spy vs Spy (by Mad Magazine) was one of my favorite Cartoons growing up. I LOVED their antics and booby-traps. SO COOL! And now you can show off your fanfare with Spy vs Spy Ear Plugs as well. Who’s…












