Maximum Speed 69 MPH Belly Button Ring
"Whats 72?" "69 with Three People Watching!" Bah haha ha hah! This Belly Ring is made of an Acrylic Street Sign Dangling from a 14 Gauge, 7/16" Long, Anodized Titanium, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Barbel with 5mm Balls. It's Cool! It's Easy to Read! And you'll get Plenty of Smiles, Drinks, and Dates... Fo Sho! :)
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Ephemera Bunny Pin
This Little Bunny has seen Better Days for Sure! He used to Exist, but not any More! Now he’s Euthanized by a Steamroller. With X Eyes and X Mouth, this Critter makes a Cute and Funny Brooch. Flat as…
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Fake Engagement Ring
LMFAO! Oh Boy, this Ring is “The RING” for Sure! It’s a Fake Engagement Ring that’s PERFECT for a GAG GIFT! You know, for the Woman who constantly Nags about “Getting Married!” Well, I’d LOVE to see her Reaction…
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The Final Kraut Down Burger Watch
This Bob’s Burgers Watch will tell you when it’s time for the Next Episode. Or your 4:30 Meeting. Yeah. Your 4:30. The Digital Watch Face decorated by Flying Hamburgers is protected by a Flip-up Hamburger. The Band features the…
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Luminox Sea Military A3042 Watch
Have you ever been so in LOVE with a Piece of Jewelry that you can Taste it? Well, I am in LOVE with this Watch! Everything about it is just Awesome! The Combination of Green and Black is Striking,…
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Pink Pacifier Earrings
Well… You just might attract a lot of Babies with these Earrings. They’re Cute Pacifier Earrings that are Adorable, Lightweight, 1″ Long, PINK, and hang from Fish Hook Ear Wires. They’re Perfect for your Earlobes, and very Encouraging for…
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Creepy Baby Vampire Pendant
CRAP! This tyke is SCARYYYYY! It’s a Baby Vampire all wrapped up in a Cozy Black Blanket. Hell, throw it in the Trash, because this Blood Sucker is gonna grow up, and BITE your Neck! But first, this Clay…












