Maximum Speed Belly Ring
“What comes after 69?” “Mouthwash!” LOL And with this TOO FUN Belly Navel Ring, I’m sure you’ll be hearing a TON of 69 Jokes. Enough to make your Head Spin… Er… This Belly Button Ring is a Road Sign that Reads “Maximum Speed 69 MPH” Any Questions?
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Maximum Speed 69 MPH Belly Button Ring
"Whats 72?" "69 with Three People Watching!" Bah haha ha hah! This Belly Ring is made of an Acrylic Street Sign Dangling from a 14 Gauge, 7/16" Long, Anodized Titanium, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Barbel with 5mm Balls. It's Cool! It's Easy to Read! And you'll get Plenty of Smiles, Drinks, and Dates... Fo Sho! :)
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Edgar Allan Poe Brooch
Edgar Allan Poe was an American Author, Best known for his Tales of Mystery and Macabre, like… The Tell-Tale Heart (My FAV), The Black Cat, The Cask of Amontillado, The Fall of the House of Usher, The Raven, and…
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Monkey Around Tunnel Plug
“How do you Catch a Monkey?” “Climb a Tree and Act like a Banana!” “How do Monkeys get Down the Stairs?” “They Slide Down the Banana-ster!” “What Side of a Monkey has More Hair?” “The Outside!” :) Okay enough…
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Peanut Butter Kiss Necklace
YUMMMMY! I LOVE Food Jewelry… Especially ones that make my Stomach Growl! And this Cute Cookie Certainly does that! Looking like a REAL Peanut Butter Cookie with a Chocolate Kiss on top, this Cookie looks good enough to Eat!…
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The Office Buttlicker Name Tag Lapel Pin
OMG… The Buttlicker Scene from The Office: Episode 71 “Customer Survey”… HILARIOUS! Dwight and Jim are sitting around rehearsing a Sales Call, when Jim, Pretending to be the Client, calls himself “Bill Buttlicker” (Watch the entire clip here on…
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#Sharkweek Shark Attack Earrings
Hold onto your Butts… It’s #Sharkweek 2018! Starting tonight (get your Recorders ready), the Discovery Channel has 22 BRAND NEW Shark Shows that will make everyone Hungry! Set your TV’s, Grab your Remotes, Sit back and Relax, it’s #Sharkweek,…
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Chainsaw Cufflinks
“Vroom Vroom”, that’s the Sound of a Chainsaw as it Jumps to Life! You can’t think of Chainsaws without thinking of that Crazy, Shrilling, Industrial Meat Slicer Sound! And with these Kick Ass Cufflinks, everyone will know 3 things:…
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