Albert Einstein Relativity Watch
It’s like a Time Warp… Only it’s Albert Einstein and the Theory of Relativity… You know, he Determined that the Laws of Physics are the same for all Non-Accelerating Observers, and that the Speed of Light is the same no matter the Speed at which an Observer Travels… In other words: Hey, Cool Watch! HA! A Relativity Wrist Watch, that’s Fun, Eye-Catching, and Analog. What more could you need? A Thesis?
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Albert Einstein Relativity Science Analog Novelty Gift Wrist Watch
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Diamond Poker Ring
What a COOL Ring for the Poker Player in your life! Made of 10k Gold, this Ring features a WINNING Poker Hand: Ten, Jack, Queen, King and the Ace of Diamonds! Which is, of course, covered in Diamonds! Great…
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Rudolph Charm Bead
This Charm Bead is too Funny… It’s a Hilarious Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Charm that is Brown, with Big Eyes, a Red Nose and a Santa Hat. It will make your European Charm Bracelet (Like Pandora) look Festive…
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Jack-Ass Cufflinks
We all know that one person who’s a Real Jack Ass! Whether it be in your Family or a Friend, they’re a total Douche Bag. So how about Buying them an Appropriate Gift? A Pair of Cufflinks! Something Cute…
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I Heart Dingleberries Earrings
“Oh, I LOVE your Earrings, they’re so CUTE… What do they say?” I Heart Dingleberries? WHAAAAAA??? Now that’s COOL! That’s FUNNY! That’s a Dingleberry Dangling from each of your Ear Lobes! Ya know?
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When Pigs Fly Belly Ring
“When Pigs Fly” is an Adynaton, a Way of Saying that Something Will NEVER Happen! Like me putting this Flying Pink Pig in my Belly Button Hole… HA! That will NEVER Happen! But if you Like Pigs and Flying……
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Evil Eye Leather Ring
Very Awesome Ring with Lime-Green Karung Snakeskin and DRAGON Eyes! COOL COOL COOL! Made with Real Leather and REAL DRAGON EYES (okay, just Kidding about the EYES), this Ring just Comes to LIFE! :)
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