Scarecrow Earrings
“If I only had a Brain…” These Earrings are Quite Interesting to say the least. With Herringbone Chains (Straw) for Arms and Legs, people will never look at your Ears the same! But, the Yellow Hat is Cute! HA!
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Autumn Scarecrow Earrings
Scarecrows always wear Enameled Studded Shirts, right? Well, this Not-So-Scary Scarecrow does. Not to mention a BLINGING Rhinestone FACE! This Certainly is a Quick and Easy way to Jazz up an Outfit (if you're a Hula Dancer)! Dazzling Accents and that Glam Hat... You'll be the Scariest one at the Party! :)
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Cute Green Cattle Charm
Ahhhhhhh, Just what your Charm Bracelet always needed: A Green Cow, with 4 Black Horns and 2 Noses! Cute, right? I think you deserve one… or TWO! Who could resist those Beady Black Eyes? Not me….
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D20 Spiral Necklace
You never know when you’re gonna need an extra D20 Die! The Venerable D20 Die, that Platonic Solid whose Numerical Etchings Cast an Impartial Providence upon Friend and Beast alike… Yeah, that DIE!
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HUGE! Donald Trump Cufflinks
“I think I am, actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand…” HA! You have to admit, there’s a lot of Comedy in the Government today. And just like these Satire Donald Trump Cufflinks… They’re…
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Babysitter’s Nightmare Earrings
…NO? Little Junior didn’t know what “NO” meant. Little Junior was a Baby. An Enormous Baby with the Strength of 3 Men. As Susan soon found out… (and so the Description reads!) I say CRAAAAZZY! But still ULTRA Cool!…
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Finger Ring
Let’s See… The things I could do with an Extra Finger (which is Polydactyly – Extra Fingers): I could Type Faster, Play a Complex Musical Instrument, Palm a Basketball, and Pick my Nose while Holding Hands… See, there are…
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Monster Eyes Tie Tack
“What is a Monster’s Favorite Snack Food?” “Ghoul Scout Cookies!” “How do you keep a Monster from Biting his Nails?” “Replace them with Screws!” :) Okay, okay… I can see your Eyes Rolling… Oh wait, that’s your Tie Tack!…
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