Spectrostatic Nocturnium Alchemy Gothic Bracelet
I really, really LOVE this Adjustable Cuff Bangle Bracelet! It's Etched with Alchemical Intricacies, Latin Text, and Mysterious English Notations, all Antiqued on Lead-Free Pewter and Solid Brass! I say KICK ASS! Comes Gift Boxed with a Lifetime Warranty. Satisfaction Guaranteed! :)
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Ladies First Nipple Ring
LMFAO! This Nipple Ring makes me Laugh hard… It’s a Dangly Nipple Barbell Ring that reads “Ladies” on one side of your Nipple, and “First” on the other. My thought is “FIRST?” Like it’s Implying that Ladies are First,…
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Major Tom Skull Ring
“There’s Something Wrong, Can you Hear me, Major Tom?” Sorry! Major Tom can’t Help you anymore… He’s nothing but a Skull Rotting inside his Astronaut Suit… But he does make one Hell of a Cool Creepy Ring!
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Silicone Cigarette Holder Rings
What a Great Invention… Cigarette Holders, Rings that hold your Smoke Stick, Leaving you Hands-Free! Such a Wonderful Ring for any Smoker, especially those that Need all their Fingers… From Guitar Players, to Gamers, Painters to Pool, you’ll Enjoy…
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Shower Curtain Ring Earrings
These remind me of the Shower Scene in Bates… Right? Rip the Curtain back and Stab Stab Stab. Ahhhh, the Good ole days… Why would one want Shower Curtain Earrings? Why NOT? They’re so Fun, so Different, so Odd……
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Potato Chip Earrings
OMG! Wear these Funny Ass Earrings and you’ll be a CHIP DIP for Sure! LMAO! These Dangly Earrings are just too FUNNY! Looking like Real Potato Chips, Rippled (the BEST), they Certainly look like you could Dunk them in…
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Trust Me I’m Batman Cufflinks
LOL I know of a Few Guys who need these… They think they’re Super Heroes! Why not? Slap on an Alter-Ego Mask and Go For it… Just don’t forget these Cool and Classy Cufflinks. Handmade out of Porcelain and…












