“What kind of Bear has no Teeth?” “A Gummy Bear!” “What do you call a Cow that can’t Moo?” “A Milk Dud!” “Where did the Alien go to get a Drink?” “A Mars Bar!” “What is a Zombies Favorite…

You know what I like hanging from my Nipples? MONEY! Greenbacks! CASHOLA!!! And the next BEST thing… A BLINGING Piercing! Full of Green Gems and a Dolla Sign, this Ring will make everyone Holla! :)

Ah Valentine’s Day… Coming Soon. And nothing says “I LOVE YOU” better than a Face full of Spiders. Right? And with these Lovely Heart Shaped Ear Plugs, you can do just that, with 16 Legs, a Fat Bloated Body…

How Cute is this? It’s a Dog Nosed Necklace that features a DOGGIE NOSE (for Dogs “20lbs” or Smaller)… That’s Not only Adorable, but it’s Cast from YOUR REAL DOG’S NOSE! Awwwwww COOL! Plus, it’s Personalized with your Dog’s…

This Mickey stuff is seriously CUTE! I can’t get over how Fun this Wrist Watch is. Any Disney/Mickey Fan would LOVE IT! For it’s a Charm Bracelet Watch, with Darling Dangles of Mickey’s Famous Shorts, Glove, Ears, and M’s….

Edgar Allan Poe really is the Granddad of Horror! With the Raven, Pit and the Pendulum, the Tell-Tale Heart, The Fall of the House of Usher, and more… evermore… These Cufflinks are IDEAL for the Horror or Halloween Fan….