Spectrostatic Nocturnium Alchemy Gothic Bracelet
I really, really LOVE this Adjustable Cuff Bangle Bracelet! It's Etched with Alchemical Intricacies, Latin Text, and Mysterious English Notations, all Antiqued on Lead-Free Pewter and Solid Brass! I say KICK ASS! Comes Gift Boxed with a Lifetime Warranty. Satisfaction Guaranteed! :)
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Dime-On Ring
This ring is WRONG in every way… But it’s also RIGHT! Because it makes for one hell of a prank gift, you know, right before you get her “The Ring”… Because this ring isn’t a Diamond Ring… Nope! It’s…
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Parthenon Ring
BEAUTIFUL! What an Awesome and Awe Inspiring Ring. This Handmade Ring is none other than the Parthenon, which is a Former Temple on the Athenian Acropolis, in Greece. It’s STUNNING! And HUGE! Sitting on top of the World for…
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MILF Pregnancy Belly Ring
LMAO… Any Mom-to-be that wears this… Is a MOM I’d like to meet! HA! It’s a MILF Belly Button Ring, made exclusively for Pregnant Women! WOW! Made with an Adjustable and Flexible 14 Gauge Barbell, this Belly Ring will…
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Mermaid Skeleton Earrings
“What did the Sea say to the Little Mermaid?” “Nothing, it just Waved!” “Which part of a Mermaid Weighs the Most?” “The Scales!” “Why was the Little Mermaid Embarrassed?” “Because she saw the Big Ship’s Bottom!” Oh I Kill…
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Yao Ming Meme Ear Plugs
In 2009, this Hand Drawn MEME Image of Yao Ming went VIRAL! It Spread across the Internet like Wild-Fire. And still Does. Just looking at that Face makes me Laugh. And so will everyone else when they see these…
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Nerd Tie Bar
LMAO! I could see People wearing this! NERDS! And who am I to Talk? I’m a Nerd too! Computer Geek… I don’t Wear Glasses, but this Tie Bar Certainly fits me… And, it Fits my Tie even Better! Wear…












