Limax Maximus Dangly Slug Earrings
LMAO! I Cringed when I saw these Earrings... Talk about a Conversation Starter... "Um, Dear, you have Something on your Ear...!" HA! They may look REAL, but these Bugs are actually Handmade out of Super Sculpey Clay, Acrylic Paint, and Nail Varnish. Light-Weight, Long, and Hanging on Gold Toned Fish Hook Ear Wires, they're Playful, Shiny, and will get a Reaction or TWO! Slide some in your Ears TODAY! :)
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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Donald Trump Ring
Whoa-ho-ho! It’s The Don ring, featuring the glistening likeness of Trump. With the lips, the eyes, and that bright yellow hair. It’s the perfect ring for a Republican, crafted out of high-quality stainless steel, that is durable and hypo…
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Daryl’s Crossbow Charm Bead
Daryl Dixon is a Main Character of The Walking Dead Zombie Outbreak. He wears a Necklace of “Ears” and is known for his Crossbow Killings… You know, that Weapon consisting of a Bow mounted on a Stock that Shoots…
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Alice Madness Necklace
This Pendant is Charming and Creepy at the same time. It’s Alice in Wonderland after she Follows the White Rabbit with the Pocket Watch Down the Rabbit Hole. She Discovers a Bottle on a Table labelled “DRINK ME,” she…
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Mouth Biting Nipple Shield
“OH NOT THE TEETH, NOT THE TEETH!!!” Okay… You can use the Teeth! HA! If the Teeth are like this Cool, Crazy Mouth-Teeth Nipple Shield. The Mouth’s Wide Open and the Teeth are Ready to Snap… Weird, Creepy, and…
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Cable Demon Head Ring
SICK! This Ring ROCKS! It’s the most Coolest Ring EVER… If you’re Demon Possessed! HA! It’s so Detailed, so Creepy, so H.R. Giger… Dang… It’s a Demonic Mask, Demon Head, with Cables running all around the Ring. INSANE! This…