The "I know you're Married" Ring
What a great idea... Trust means nothing right? This ring doesn't leave anything behind, except for a marking that imprints the words "I'm Married" on your finger. Made of strengthened Titanium, this ring comes with a Lifetime Guarantee (If you live that long).
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Horned Skull Pendant
Beautiful, Creepy, Cool, and KICK ASS! That’s what this Pendant is. It’s a Crazy Ass Skull with the Jaw Broken off, and two Elegant Horns growing out of it’s Head. Talk about AWESOME! This Skull of Azrael is Demonic,…
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Twelvish About Six Watch
LMAO! This Funny Watch just cracks me up! Really! It doesn’t Tell Time… It Laughs at Time! It gives you two options: TWELVISH or ABOUT SIX. HA! That’s all we really need to know… Right?
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Glasses and Mustache Belly Ring
YOU HIPPIE YOU! You deserve this Cute and Dangly Belly Navel Ring. Featuring a set of Black Glasses and a Jet Black Mustache, topped with a CZ Crystal, this Ring will brings lots of LAUGHS!
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Toilet Paper Crisis Brooch
NICEEEE! Not to make light of the current situation, but this brooch is quite funny. And so real. It’s a brooch that reads: I Survived The Great Toilet Paper Crisis 2020″ HA! Which is crazy and insane, and there’s…
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Snoopy Halloween Watch
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” first aired in 1966… And it’s been a Classic ever since. For everyone LOVES Snoopy and Woodstock, and with these Lovable Characters sitting in a Creepy Spooky Jack-O-Lantern, this Wrist Watch will certainly…
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Magical Unicorn Belly Button Ring
It’s so magical it looks like a lucky charm. Right? But this dangle charm is for a different hole, your belly. A very cute and colorful unicorn belly button navel ring that’s full of pinks, purples, blues and yellows….