Hunt Zombies with this Necklace
Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse? Well then Feast your Eyes upon this Awesome Necklace. The message is clear: BRING EM ON! Now if only you were Daryl Dixon...
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Elvis Has Left the Building Cufflinks
Elvis may have died in 1977, but the King lives on… For he’s been seen at the Bus Station, on a Train, in Burger King… Truly he has. And now, he can be seen everywhere… For he’s a Pair…
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Octopus Nipple Shield
“How do you make an Octopus Laugh?” “With Ten-Tickles!” HA HA! I know you Laughed! And Smiles or Sneers is what you’d get with this Very Interesting and Crazy Nipple Shield! It’s Octopus Tentacles that Wrap around your Nipple…
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Rocket Launcher Shark Necklace
This Fishbones Pendant is Bad-Ass! It’s the League of Legends Shark Cannon Rocket Launcher that’s just Insane and AWESOME! Made out of Brass and Plated with Silver, this Shark hangs on a 18″ Curb Chain, and is just Unbelievable…
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I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in…
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Invisibility Ring
Featuring an Enchanting Sterling Silver Ring with the Seal for Astaroth on the Band. It Allows the Wearer to go about being Invisible to any person. Conjure by Saying: `I Command you Astaroth, that I will make this Sign…












