Assquatch Enamel Pin
OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and squat away. You’ll brighten everyone’s day. Measuring 1.5″ x 1.5″, this pin has study double clasps on the back to ensure that you’ll never have to go searching for this bigfoot again. Grab this hottie yowie today!
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Assquatch Sasquatch Enamel Brooch Pin
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Teratoma Tumor Brooch
This Brooch reminds me of Bozo… Just saying. It’s a Crazy-Ass Brooch Pin like you’ve never seen… Unless you’ve had a Tumor removed. For this Handmade Brooch is a Teratoma Tumor. Teratomas can have tissue or organ components like:…
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French Fries Ketchup Necklace
This is a Food Group, right? A Food Group all its own… French Fries and Ketchup. YU-UM! Featuring a Realistic Food Necklace that looks just like Real French Fries with a Dollop of Ketchup. Making me Drool now… So…
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Cat in a Box Necklace
lol, Cats and their Boxes. I can’t get enough… What is their fascination? Why, you can even Draw a Box on the Ground and the Silly Cat will sit on it… That’s Insane. Just like this Hilarious Cat Pendant,…
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Jelly Bean Bracelet
These 20 Jelly Beans look good enough to eat! 20 Different Flavors and Colors of Bertie Bott’s (looks just like Jelly Bellys) Jelly Beans Dangle off this very Cute Bracelet!
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Pirate Bunny Belly Ring
LMAO! I LOVE IT… It’s a Pirate Bunny Belly Button Ring that’s just so ADORABLE! A Green Blinging Crystal Navel Ring that Features a Bunny Head and a Pirate Patch across it’s Face. Too Much FUN! Dangling down so…
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Ambiguously Gay Duo Necklace
The Ambiguously Gay Duo is an American Animated Comedy Sketch that Debuted on The Dana Carvey Show before moving to its Permanent Home on Saturday Night Live. And now, it can have a Permanent Home around your Neck too!…
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