A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you…

Remember when your Mother gave you a Perm and you Cried for Months? Well, that’s what this Pendant makes me think of. Crying! It’s the Famous Botched Face of the Ecce Homo (Restored JESUS Fresco Painting), that has turned…

“We’re off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a Whiz…” Got ya Singing now didn’t I? ;) Return to Oz with this Necklace and you’ll be Singing Munchkin Songs all Day too!

“Deck the Halls with Lots of Holly…” For it’s Christmas. It’s Festive. And it’s a Pin Up Boy that’s Ideal for your Stocking. Or Lapel. Or wherever you want to Stick this Bad Boy. For it’s a Naughty, or…

Will it Snow before Christmas? That’s the only time I like to see it, Christmas Eve… And then it can all go away. But this Year, whether Rain, Shine or Snow, you can still have your Fun with the…

“Why do you put Bandaids in the Fridge?” “For Cold Cuts!” HA! And these Band-Aid Earrings Crack me up too! LOOK at them! How Freaking Cute… The Smiling Faces, the Blushing Cheeks, the Red Hearts… LMAO! They’re FUN and…