Eyeball Ear Plugs Tunnel Expanders
The better to see you with… It’s EYES! Lots of them. People will call you 4 eyed, or 6 eyed, for sure. But these eyes are for your ear holes, and their blood shot, of course. Featuring eyeball ear gauge tunnels that come in many different gauge sizes: 6mm, 8mm, 10mm, 12mm, 14mm, 16mm, 19mm, and 22mm. Made with high quality material with pressed eye patterns, finely polished for easy insertion and removal, and gift boxed. SICK!
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Creepy Red Eye Eyeball Gauge Plug Expanders
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Pizza Slice Charm Bracelet
Everybody else has Pandora Charms, Cute Kid’s Birthstones, Dogs, Family Beads… And YOU, all you want is PIZZA! Join the Club! Which is why this Pizza Slice Bracelet is Perfect… Pepperoni and all. For it’s a Charm Link Bracelet…
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Polish A Turd Lapel Pin
LOL This Magnetic Lapel Pin makes me LAUGH!!!! It’s up my father’s alley for sure! It’s an eye-glass holder (chain on bottom on which you dangle your eye-glasses from) that clips to your shirt, lapel, pocket, wherever, and it…
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The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA……
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Octopus Nipple Shield
“How do you make an Octopus Laugh?” “With Ten-Tickles!” HA HA! I know you Laughed! And Smiles or Sneers is what you’d get with this Very Interesting and Crazy Nipple Shield! It’s Octopus Tentacles that Wrap around your Nipple…
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Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re…
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Joker Ear Plugs
“I Believe Whatever Doesn’t Kill you, Simply Makes you…Stranger!” Well said by the Joker himself… These Cool Cufflinks will make you Smile and say “Why So Serious?” Right? Try them on, you’ll see! :)
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