Ben Franklin Iced Out Pendant
“A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned” “You may Delay, but Time will Not” “Never Ruin an Apology with an Excuse” … Okay, enough Ben Franklin Quotes! Just Wear this BLINGING Pendant instead! It’s DOPE!
Ben Franklin Iced Out Pendant Black
I know you want an Iced Out Ben Franklin. Don't lie! This Pendant is made out of Metal Alloy and then Rhodium Plated Black. The Stones are Crystal and they are SPARKLING like Crazy! His Whole Head and Shirt are covered with BLING! Even those Dark Haunting Eyes and Hairdo! He's the Franklin everyone Wants! Except for the Green one... Ya know?
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I Have a Little Wiener Tie Bar
Oh Man, I Laughed Way too Hard on this one… It’s a Tie Clip Bar that has a Little Itty Bitty Doggie that reads “I HAVE A LITTLE WIENER”. HA HA HA HA HA! Talk about a Riot! This…
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Fart Loading Pendant
This Sterling Silver-Plated Pendant STINKS! Oh wait, that’s YOU! Show off your Favorite Sport by wearing this Funny Necklace that reads: Fart Loading Please Wait… It’s sure to bring a Smile! Or at least a Toot or Two! :)
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Make Me Bacon Bead
This Charm Bead made me Laugh! It reads “Cool Story Babe. Now go make me Bacon!” HA! Isn’t it always about Bacon? Mmmm…. BACON! Makes a Great Gift, sure to gain a few Chuckles or two! :)
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Rubber Chicken Cufflinks
What are you, a Comedian? Wise-Ass? Funny Man? Well… We all know one, or are one! :) And so these Funny Rubber Chicken Cufflinks are just what you NEED! With these Clucks, the JOKES on YOU! :)
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Steamhammer Necklace
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this Piece of Steampunk Jewelry! A Steam-Hammer Necklace that is BEYOND Steampunk! It’s Incredibly Cool with all the Copper, Wire and Gold Gears! Just Beautiful to look at, AWESOME to Wear! :)
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Tarantula Necklace
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