Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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"Ahhh Burn Down The House!"
Talk about SCARY! Big Furry Spiders with Fangs and Venom, YIKES! I'm going to Die now. But at least in Death, I'll know what TIME it is, because this Spider Watch is Classic, Stylish, and not for the Faint at Heart. Wait a Minute... Did the Hands move, or was that a LEG TWITCHING??? Okay... Burn the Watch!
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Dog Poop Necklace
OMGGGG! I hope you already Ate, because this will Curve your Hunger… Just like the Curved Pile of Fresh Dog Poop… NICE! Looks so Real you can almost Smell it. Talk about a Gag Gift… GAG is right! It’s…
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Endless Doom Skeleton Cufflinks
Bad Ass… That’s what these Crazy Cool Cufflinks are. WOW! I’ve never seen anything like this before, AND I LOVE IT! Very Stylish Skeleton Skull, Ornate with Chains Locked in the Eye Sockets… Stunning Piece made out of Rhodium…
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Nerd Tie Bar
LMAO! I could see People wearing this! NERDS! And who am I to Talk? I’m a Nerd too! Computer Geek… I don’t Wear Glasses, but this Tie Bar Certainly fits me… And, it Fits my Tie even Better! Wear…
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Communicate With Animals Pendant
What a Perfect Gift for Dr. Dolittle… It’s a Talisman Pendant that enables you to Communicate with the Animals! Wear it (Wiccan or Not), and your Dog will say things like “Hey, YOU go Fetch that Stick!” or “HA…
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Slutella Necklace
This reminds me… I should buy my Girlfriend a Necklace for Valentine’s Day. HA! Such a Funny Ass Pendant that actually made me Laugh Out Loud when I saw it. Really. A Necklace made out of Metal (Choose what…
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Toilet Paper Necklace
This Sterling Silver Necklace is Handmade (not hand used), and comes on an 18″ Snake Chain. Made of Seed Beads and Wire, it’s just sure to delight.
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