Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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"Ahhh Burn Down The House!"
Talk about SCARY! Big Furry Spiders with Fangs and Venom, YIKES! I'm going to Die now. But at least in Death, I'll know what TIME it is, because this Spider Watch is Classic, Stylish, and not for the Faint at Heart. Wait a Minute... Did the Hands move, or was that a LEG TWITCHING??? Okay... Burn the Watch!
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Jane Doe Toe Tag Necklace
The Names “John Doe” for Men, and “Jane Doe” for Women (Babies are “Baby Doe”, are used as Placeholder Names for a Person whose True Identity is Unknown. Usually referring to a Corpse or Hospital Patient, where the Tag…
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Dante’s Vergil Crystal Pendant
Devil May Cry is a Video Game Series intended to be a Sequel to Resident Evil. The Main Character is Dante, his Goal is to Avenge his Mother’s Murder by Exterminating Demons. And this Kick Ass Cool Replica Pendant…
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Gynaecologist Cufflinks
LMAO! An Old Lady goes to the Dentist, sits in the Chair, lowers her Panties and Lifts her legs. The Dentist says “I’m not a Gynaecologist!” “I know,” she says “I want you to take my Husband’s Teeth out!”…
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Predator Ring
Predator ROCKS! The first Predator Movie was totally Incredible and I’ve LOVED Predator ever since. And this Ring shows off the Beauty of the Beast with the Dreads and those RED EYES! COOLNESS!
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Cute Eye Lip Charm Ring
Fun Fun Fun, that’s what this Ring is… For you can’t get any Funnier, than a Cute Funny Face! This Ring, so Unusual, is an Adjustable Ring, so it Fits any Finger, and it Features Two Big Bright Blue…
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Evil Eye Belly Button Ring
A Polish Immigrant had to take an Eye Exam for a Driver’s License. The Bottom Row of the Eye Chart read: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the Optician…
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