Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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"Ahhh Burn Down The House!"
Talk about SCARY! Big Furry Spiders with Fangs and Venom, YIKES! I'm going to Die now. But at least in Death, I'll know what TIME it is, because this Spider Watch is Classic, Stylish, and not for the Faint at Heart. Wait a Minute... Did the Hands move, or was that a LEG TWITCHING??? Okay... Burn the Watch!
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Skeleton Heart Hands Necklace
“What do you Call Skeletons who Sleep Late?” “Lazy Bones!” HA! This is Gothic Love if I’ve ever seen it. Bony Skeleton Hands forming a Heart Shape and Hanging from a Chain Link Necklace. “I Heart You” is such…
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Dog Poo Brooch
HA! Pardon my Poo… But it’s a Load of FUN! A Pet Dog Brooch Pin Set that’s Cute, Adorable, and Colorful too. Featuring one Brown Dog, Squatting, Taking a Dump (with a Little White Heart on his Hump), and…
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Sundial Ring
Oh man, I Love Stuff like this. The inner Geek in me just Screams. Just look at this Cool Sundial Spinner Ring. Based on the Original Sundial Ring Queen Eleanor gave her Husband, Henry II of England, you can…
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Happy Birthday Belly Ring
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles!” Ha, this is such a Cute Birthday Gift, you’ll want to have your Cake and Eat it too! For it’s a…
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Cigarette Coffee Earrings
LOL! These Earrings remind me of Patty Bouvier… You know, the Deep Voiced, Cigarette Smoking Character from the Simpsons! HA! I imagine her Sitting around Drinking Coffee and Smoking like a Chimney! :) And boy, doesn’t half of America…
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Dexter Spinning Ring
This Ring is inspired by the TV Show Dexter! But there is no Blood. No Horror. Ho Knives or Bodies or Bags… That’s what makes this Ring so COOL! So why is it a “DEXTER Ring?” Read the rest…
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