Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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"Ahhh Burn Down The House!"
Talk about SCARY! Big Furry Spiders with Fangs and Venom, YIKES! I'm going to Die now. But at least in Death, I'll know what TIME it is, because this Spider Watch is Classic, Stylish, and not for the Faint at Heart. Wait a Minute... Did the Hands move, or was that a LEG TWITCHING??? Okay... Burn the Watch!
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Rocky Horror Charm Bracelet
“It’s astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes it’s toll… Ahh… But listen closely… Not for very much longer… I’ve got to keep control. I remember doing the Time Warp. Drinking those moments when the blackness would hit me. And…
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Spy vs Spy Earrings
Spy teaches his Cat to Steal Secret Plans from the other Spy. But the other Spy is Building a Mechanical Mouse that Distracts the Cat, who then takes it back, only to have the Mouse Blow up in his…
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IT Clown Scary Cufflinks
Okay… These are clown cufflinks, for sure. But IT clown? Pennywise? Nah, I don’t think so. Maybe the original IT, possibly? But it looks more like BOZO mixed with Ronald McDonald to me. What do you think? Either way,…
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Steampunk Dog Tag Necklace
Very Cool! I have always been a Big Fan of Steampunk Jewelry and I LOVE Dog Tags! So Combining them is Wonderful! And this Dog Tag is a Unique Dog Tag Necklace that is a Perfect Gift for the…
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Peach Eggplant Splash Enamel Pin Set
Oh Boy… It’s the Most Used Text Emojis ever… The Peach, Eggplant, and Splash! And if you don’t know what these are used for, then you’re Living under a Rock! (Think Private Parts with a Happy Ending) This 3…
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Sensitive Thug Necklace
What a Great Combo of Charms you get… For the Sensitive THUG! HA! A pair of Brass Knuckles next to a Cute little Bunny Rabbit. Awwww! This says it all: Thugs Need Hugs Too! :)
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