Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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"Ahhh Burn Down The House!"
Talk about SCARY! Big Furry Spiders with Fangs and Venom, YIKES! I'm going to Die now. But at least in Death, I'll know what TIME it is, because this Spider Watch is Classic, Stylish, and not for the Faint at Heart. Wait a Minute... Did the Hands move, or was that a LEG TWITCHING??? Okay... Burn the Watch!
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Maleficent Wire Horn Ring
You know that Costume Angelina Jolie wore in Maleficent? The HUGE Horns that made her look so Evil and Beautiful at the same time? Well, now they make one Very Cool Disney Ring too! It’s an Officially Licensed Wire…
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Alice In Wonderland Screw Plugs
What were they Smoking Back in the Days? Alice meets a Smoking Caterpillar in Wonderland… She does not like the Insect at first because he does not talk to her. He does Blow a Thick Cloud of Hookah in…
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Pole Dancer Belly Ring
Pole Dancing is a Form of Performance Art, Historically Associated with Strip Clubs and Night Clubs, which Combines Dance and Acrobatics Centered on a Vertical Burlesque Pole! Not that anyone needs to tell you that, because this Pole Dancing…
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Femur Bone Ring
Why not take the Longest, Strongest Bone in our Body, bend it up, and make it into a Ring? It’s Detailed, Anatomically Correct, and very Macabre. Just what the Doctor ordered!
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Finger Bang Cufflinks
Okay… They have these listed as Finger OK Cufflinks, but I beg to differ… That’s the Symbol for Finger Bang (and we all know it). HA! One Cufflink featuring a Pointing Finger, and the other Cufflink showing a Finger…
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Nintendo Game Boy LCD Watch
AWESOME!!!! I had the Classic Nintendo Game Boy, and I STILL HAVE IT! It still works. Nothing beats the Original Tetris. But now, I can stare at that Time-Eating Toy all day long with this Nintendo Game Boy Classic…
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