Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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"Ahhh Burn Down The House!"
Talk about SCARY! Big Furry Spiders with Fangs and Venom, YIKES! I'm going to Die now. But at least in Death, I'll know what TIME it is, because this Spider Watch is Classic, Stylish, and not for the Faint at Heart. Wait a Minute... Did the Hands move, or was that a LEG TWITCHING??? Okay... Burn the Watch!
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Fake Engagement Ring
LMFAO! Oh Boy, this Ring is “The RING” for Sure! It’s a Fake Engagement Ring that’s PERFECT for a GAG GIFT! You know, for the Woman who constantly Nags about “Getting Married!” Well, I’d LOVE to see her Reaction…
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Jackpot Candles
These are Cool! Who would have thunk… It’s Bling in a Candle! More Specific… Bring Ring! This Jackpot Candle features a Size 6 Ring INSIDE the Candle Wax. So as the Candle Burns Down… the Ring Appears! What a…
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Tribal Captive Nipple Rings
Feeling a little Crazy? Looking for something Cool and Different? How about some Nipple Rings? These Ultra-Hip Nipple Rings are just the thing you NEED! They are Sleek, Durable, Tribal, and Cool as HELL! Captive Nipple Rings are where…
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Sugar Skull Navel Ring
Cinco de Mayo is coming soon… Better get your Tacos, Sombreros, and Sugar Skulls ready, for it’s going to be Festive. A Celebration of the Dead, with a Lovely Colorful Head. A Skull, Painted with Haunting Red Eyes… Dangling…
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Steampunk Gear Jewelry Box
Nice Nice Nice! I am a Sucker for Trinket Boxes and Jewelry Boxes… And this Box is AWESOME! It’s a Steampunk Style Jewelry Box with Heart Shaped Gears, Gadgets and all things GEEKY! It’s the Coolest Box you’ll ever…
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Black Cat Mood Ring
“Meow Meow Meow Meow…” Is it Caturday yet? With this Mood Ring, everyday can be Purr-Fect… It’s a Cute Black Cat Mood Stone Ring that Changes Colors according to your Skin Heat! The Mood Stone Changes in a Cycle…
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