Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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"Ahhh Burn Down The House!"
Talk about SCARY! Big Furry Spiders with Fangs and Venom, YIKES! I'm going to Die now. But at least in Death, I'll know what TIME it is, because this Spider Watch is Classic, Stylish, and not for the Faint at Heart. Wait a Minute... Did the Hands move, or was that a LEG TWITCHING??? Okay... Burn the Watch!
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Kitty Licking Balloon Pin
OMG… I can’t breath. This Pin is Hysterical. It’s a Kitty Lapel Pin, doing what Kitties do; Licking their butthole. Their Booty. Their Balloon Knot… It’s the Purr-fect Pin to Make everyone Smile and Laugh. Cat Lovers Rejoice… A…
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Gingerbread Man Earrings
“Excuse me Miss, can I Nibble on your Ears?” HA! You may get that reaction once they see these all too Cute Gingerbread Man Earrings Dangling from your Lobes! Looking like real Cookies, you’re bound to get a MUNCH!
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Steampunk Wristband
This Wrist Watch is Bad Ass… It’s a Wrist Watch and a Bracelet Wristband all at the same time. Full of Fabulous Handmade Leather, Clasps, Buckles, Gears and a Real Working Watch, this is the Ultimate Feature or Final…
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Zombie Heart Necklace
I Love Zombies, and from the looks of it, Zombies Love me! Either that, or they’re saying they want to Eat my Heart… Either way, it’s Creepy Cool Fun! Made out of Resin, these Green Undead Zombie Hands are…
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Beer Pong Ear Plugs
Beer Pong is a Drinking Game which Players throw a Ping Pong Ball across a Table with the intent of Landing the Ball in a Cup of Beer on the other End. If a Ball Lands in a Cup…
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Walnut Watch
This is a STUNNING Watch! Very Sharp, Very Masculine, Very Revolutionary! The Round Walnut Wood Dial features Eclipse-Like Shapes that Display the Time! With this Watch, you’ll get TONS of Compliments! So Cool!
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