Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these Eye Jokes keep getting Cornea… :/ Just like this Eyeball Ring! :)
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Creepy Eyeball Ring with Blue Pupil
What I would do for a Third Eye... Blue Pupil and Red Veins... On my Finger of course. See, I knew I could POKE your Eye out! :) Where's the Three Stooges when you need them? Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! This Eye Ring is Creepy, Fun, and made of who knows what? Comes in Ring Sizes of Medium, whatever that is. Who Cares, it's an Eye-Ball Ring! Nuff Said! Now... Where is the Eye Located? Oh Yeah... Between the H and J. :)
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Shining Hotel Carpet Bracelet
The Shining is one of my Favorite Books by Stephen King. It kept me up long Nights when I was a kid. The Labyrinth… The Bathroom… REDRUM… YIKES! And now, this Very Different Bracelet featuring Images of the Red…
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Black Dragon Vein Bracelet
There’s Blood in them Veins… Dragon Blood! Sounds like a quote from The Hobbit, but in fact, it’s a line of Gemstones; Agates to be exact! Great looking Genuine Stones with Crazy Natural Formations and Inclusions in them that…
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Tread Tool Bracelet
NOW THIS BRACELET ROCKS! WOW! It’s the TREAD Tool Bracelet that’s more than just a Tool… It’s Multi-Tool! It’s a Highly Functional Bracelet that turns into Twenty Five Tools right at your Fingertips… It’s so Bad Ass! Wear it…
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Ugly Cat Charm
Some Cats are born with Looks, some are NOT! And this Cat, well, this Cat looks like it fell from an Ugly Tree and hit every Branch on the way down. HA! I’m not kidding either… They even truly…
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Peeing Boy Charm
This Little Fellow is a Replica of the “Mannekie Pis” the Famous Statue in Brussels, Belgium! In my Book, it’s #1… Get it, #1… :) This Highly Detailed 3D Charm is 18k Yellow Gold and Features a Little Boy…
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Cowboy Farts Bracelet
Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”
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