Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these Eye Jokes keep getting Cornea… :/ Just like this Eyeball Ring! :)
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Creepy Eyeball Ring with Blue Pupil
What I would do for a Third Eye... Blue Pupil and Red Veins... On my Finger of course. See, I knew I could POKE your Eye out! :) Where's the Three Stooges when you need them? Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! This Eye Ring is Creepy, Fun, and made of who knows what? Comes in Ring Sizes of Medium, whatever that is. Who Cares, it's an Eye-Ball Ring! Nuff Said! Now... Where is the Eye Located? Oh Yeah... Between the H and J. :)
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Fake Joint Cheater Plugs
Awesomeeeeeee! These Ear Plugs will really make People Stop and Stare! (Parents, Siblings, Grandparents, Cops, your Boss…) HA! I can only Imagine. These Fake Cheater Plugs (Sold as a Pair) are made out of Crocodile Wood, Hand Painted, and…
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Rabbit Poop Earrings
LMAO!!!! Look, the Easter Bunny brought you a Present… HA! These Dangle Earrings are Crappy… Literally! They’re made out of REAL, I repeat “REAL” Rabbit Poo! YEP! Rabbit Droppings! Balls of Poop… The Real Deal! Who doesn’t want that…
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Sun and Moon Belly Ring
The Celestial Sun and Moon are often Combined together as a Whole. They represent the Positioning of the Sky, Stars, Sun, Moons, Outer Space, and Astronomy. These Celestial Bodies are also looked on as the Spiritual World and Religion…
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Glow-In-The-Dark BAM Plugs
I LOVE these Ear Stretching Plugs… They have a Comic Book BAM written on the face, and what’s so COOOOOOL about these is the fact that they Glow-In-The-Dark! KICK BUTT!
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Taco Food Ring
Beef Tacos! Beef Tacos! Juicy Beef Tacos! Is there anything else? Cheese, Tomatoes, Lettuce… SOUR CREAM! YUMMMM! This realistic looking Taco will look great on your Finger… Just not in your Mouth!
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Complete Moron ID Bracelet
“Why did the moron climb the glass wall?” “To see what was on the other side!” “Why did the moron drive his truck off a cliff?” “He wanted to test his air brakes!” Groan… (Aren’t those Blonde jokes?) Got…
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