Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these Eye Jokes keep getting Cornea… :/ Just like this Eyeball Ring! :)
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Creepy Eyeball Ring with Blue Pupil
What I would do for a Third Eye... Blue Pupil and Red Veins... On my Finger of course. See, I knew I could POKE your Eye out! :) Where's the Three Stooges when you need them? Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! This Eye Ring is Creepy, Fun, and made of who knows what? Comes in Ring Sizes of Medium, whatever that is. Who Cares, it's an Eye-Ball Ring! Nuff Said! Now... Where is the Eye Located? Oh Yeah... Between the H and J. :)
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Full Moon Bangle Bracelet
Feeling a little Hairy and Howly? Live under the Bright Moon Light like a Vampire? Full Moons are the Source of Power and Wisdom and everything that goes Bump in the Night. Which is why a Full Moon Bracelet…
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Telescope Ring
“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!
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Creepy Eye Earrings
These Earrings just give me the Creeps! That’s for sure. Look at the Black Bloody Dead Eyes… GAWD! Popping outta the Flesh, these Eyes are Dangling like Pieces of Zombies and are very Demented and Gory! And that’s exactly…
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Dental Teeth Bracelet
“Hey, you got a nice set of Chompers on ya!” Chomp into this Bracelet Cuff that features none other than TEETH! Lots of them! Not REAL Teeth, but people will think they’re REAL… And that’s all that really matters!…
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Colorful Bamboo Watch
If you’ve never owned a Wood Watch, you should, they’re Very Very Cool. And Lightweight, it feels like you’re not even wearing a Watch. And this particular Watch is Awesome. It’s a Rainbow Colored Wood Watch, that’s made out…
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Playstation Controller Ear Plugs
There’s nothing I’d like more than to stick my finger in your holes and push your buttons… Oh wait… What am I thinking… Those holes are ear holes, and the buttons: A Playstation Controller! My bad! Fun Ear Plugs,…
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