Bookshelf Necklace
“What did one Book say to another?” “I just want to see if we’re on the same Page!” “What sort of People make the Best Bookkeepers?” “The People who Borrow your Books and Never Return Them!” Oh the Book Nerds are rolling their eyes at me for sure. :) No worries, I’m a Book Nerd too and this Bookshelf Pendant is right up my alley.
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Antique Bookshelf Necklace Pendant
"How come the Librarian Slipped and Fell in the Library?" "Because She Strayed into the Non Friction Section!" Oh I can almost feel the Sneers now. HA! This Beautifully made Pendant resembles a Real Antique Bookshelf loaded with FUN Colorful Books that you'll certainly want to Peruse. Miniature, Tiny Books that are Perfect for the Book Worm, Teacher, or Librarian. Made with Wood, Polymer Clay, and Acrylic Paint, this Bookshelf comes on a 18" Gold Plated Chain. And... You can even see White Pages at the Top of the Books! Too Cool! People will LOVE this Pendant and you'll LOVE the Compliments you Receive. Pick up a Book Today!
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Condom Necklace
A Real Un-Lubricated Colored Condom hung from a 27-inch Silver Ball Chain with a LICK ME Charm dangling below. Need I say more? HA! Wear it with Pride! Wear it for FUN! Just Wear it!
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Peanut Butter Kiss Necklace
YUMMMMY! I LOVE Food Jewelry… Especially ones that make my Stomach Growl! And this Cute Cookie Certainly does that! Looking like a REAL Peanut Butter Cookie with a Chocolate Kiss on top, this Cookie looks good enough to Eat!…
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Creepy Skeleton On Toilet Charm
“Why was the Skeleton Stupid? “He was a Bonehead!” HA! And this Skeleton is certainly a Bonehead. He’s Sitting on the Toilet Smoking a Cigarette. LOL Death Becomes Us, Right? “When does a Skeleton Laugh?” “When Something Tickles his…
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RIP Pizza Grave Brooch
“Nooooooooooooooo! NOT THE PIZZA!!!!” I thought Pizza would live on forever, and now, here it is, Cold and Stiff (like Pizza in the Fridge the next Morning – YUM) and stuck on a Headstone that reads RIP PIZZA! “Noooooooooooooooooo!”…
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Come Play With Us Danny Plugs
Yikes! Double Trouble with these Great Scary Ear Plugs. Featuring the Twin Girls from Stephen King’s “The Shining”, these Little Deadly Darlings are Ideal for Plugging Holes and Making Foes. Create your own Nightmares with these Clear Acrylic Plugs…
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Buck Chimp Skull Pendant
This Awesome Buck Chimp Skull is Cast in Bronze. Combining a Chimp Skull with Deer Antlers, it gives you a very Unique Necklace and a Great Conversation piece!
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