"Just Take A Little Off The Top Please!"
This is a Dark, Gothic, Earring that will make everyone Cringe! Made out of Two-Tone Pewter, this Single Ear Wrap (Left Ear) has a Sparkling Drop of Blood Red Swarovski Crystal Dangling down the Ear. It's Gory, Creepy, and a Great Conversation Piece! The Post is made out of Surgical Stainless Steel, so you won't have to Worry about your Ear getting Infected and Falling off... Muah ha ha ha ha ha! :)
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Septum Mustache
Looking for something FUN to wear in your Nose Piercing? What could look Better than a Mustache in your Septum? NOTHING! So give this Black Stainless Steel Mustache a Ride and make People Laugh in the Process! COOL BEANS!
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Gold Plated Poo Emoji Earrings
These Earrings are the S**T! They’ll Definitely add a little Pizzazz and Elegance to your life. For they’re Poo Earrings, the Turd Emoji, with Fun Loving Smiles, Cute Eyes, and that little Darling Swirl at the top (Just like…
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Spinner Barbell Tongue Ring
Where the Hell have I been? I didn’t even know things like this existed… But they do, and they are COOL! It’s a Tongue Barbell, that has Spinner Steel Balls on the Side… WOW! JUST WOW!
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Taxidermy Mouse Paw Necklace
“What’s Gray and Furry on the Inside, and White on the Outside?” “A Mouse Sandwich!” HA! And this Little Mouse looks like it’s seen it’s last Meal. It’s a Mouse Paw Necklace that’s REAL, Dead, Furry, Taxidermied, and Dangling…
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Clean Equipment Belly Ring
LMAO! For SURE! This Belly Ring will Crack everyone up. It’s a Road Sign that Dangles down from your Navel and Reads: “Notice: Clean Equipment After Using” HA! Too Much Fun! Hopefully, you’ll heed Instructions… Because no one likes…
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Tribal Spider Nipple Shield
I LOVE Waking up in the Middle of the Night to find Spiders on my Chest… Such FUN! And for those that wear this Shield, Squeamish BEWARE! It’s a Fright Sight you may NEVER FORGET! “SPIDER!!!!!”












