"Just Take A Little Off The Top Please!"
This is a Dark, Gothic, Earring that will make everyone Cringe! Made out of Two-Tone Pewter, this Single Ear Wrap (Left Ear) has a Sparkling Drop of Blood Red Swarovski Crystal Dangling down the Ear. It's Gory, Creepy, and a Great Conversation Piece! The Post is made out of Surgical Stainless Steel, so you won't have to Worry about your Ear getting Infected and Falling off... Muah ha ha ha ha ha! :)
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Jingle Bell Christmas Beard Baubles
LMAO!!!! Ho Ho Ho. It’s Jingle Bells for your Beard. Talk about a Hoot. Fun, Colorful Bells that actually Jingle. Jingle as you Walk. Fun Stuff that will Liven up any Room and any Mood. Just Clip these through…
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Maleficent Wire Horn Ring
You know that Costume Angelina Jolie wore in Maleficent? The HUGE Horns that made her look so Evil and Beautiful at the same time? Well, now they make one Very Cool Disney Ring too! It’s an Officially Licensed Wire…
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Camera Lens Ring
What a Cool Ring! It looks just like a Camera Lens! AWESOME! Made of Lightweight and Durable Black Zirconium, this Ring will certainly Delight any Photography Fans! Now if only I could Focus…
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Eyeball Cufflinks
A Man went to an Eye Specialist to get his Eyes Tested and asked the Doctor, “Will I be able to Read after Wearing Glasses?” “Yes, of Course,” said the Doctor, “No Problems at all!” “Oh! How Nice,” Replied…
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Unicorn Poop Earrings
POOP-POOP One Butt Truffle for each Ear. :) It’s Fun Colorful Unicorn Turds that will Turn your Lobes into a Fantasy Pile of Poo. Handmade Dumplings, Created out of Polymer Clay, then Sprinkled with Unicorn Glitter. Great Earrings for…
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Pee Wee Herman Earrings
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure: Francis: “Shut up, Pee-wee!” Pee-wee: “Why don’t you make me!” F: “You make me!” P: “Because. I don’t make Monkeys, I just Train ’em.” F: “Pee-wee Listen to Reason.” [Pee-Wee Cuffs his Hand around his…












