Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!” See? Dingleberries!!! But not if you’re a Chicken. If you’re a Chicken, Butt Nuggets can be something totally different; Eggs! Eggs and Funny Cufflinks… Like these Great Cuff Nuggets here. Cheers! :)
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Christmas Wreath Ear Plugs
There’s nothing better to plug your hole, than an entire Christmas Wreath. Right? And now, you can certainly do that, for these Very Cool and Colorful Tunnel Plus are Christmas Wreaths, Ribbon and all… Fun Gemstone Decorated Wreath, with…
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Pink Metallic Candy Nipple Shield
“Get up out of your Seat, Come on up to the Dance Floor, I’ve got Something so Sweet…” Madonna said it… Now you can Wear it! A Pink Metallic Candy Wrapped Nipple Shield Ring… That’s “Stick-Stick-Stick Sticky and Sweet!”
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Monopoly Property Bracelet
Now this is FUN… If you Find Losing at Monopoly Nickle by Nickle FUNNNNN! Sometimes it’s Death and Destruction. HA! But I still Play it. It’s all in the Luck of the Dice. eh? And now, you can Wear…
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Custom Photo Ear Plug
What a Great Idea for an Ear Plug… One that holds a Custom Photo! COOL! You can put whatever Photo you like in these Black Acrylic BLINGING Ear Plugs! Put YOU, put your BAE, put your DOG or your…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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The Decider Watch
Should I go to the Dentist? NO! Should I Eat that Extra Piece of Cake? YES! Should I Call my Mom? NO! Should I Watch Another Episode of The Walking Dead? YES! HA… This Watch takes all the Trouble…
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