Bad Ass Spiked Cufflinks
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Breakfast Burrito Earrings
HA! These Earrings make me Hungry! And let me tell you… I LOVE BREAKFAST BURRITOS! YUM! Especially McDonalds… Something about them has a KICK and they’re so Damn Good! Just like these Dangly Earrings… So Mouth Watering! Sausage, Egg,…
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Tiny Swimmer Necklace
LOL! Swim Hanz Swim! Look at Hanz Go… This Necklace is too Funny! Featuring a Plastic Figurine of Handsome Hanz with his Muscled Physic in a Never-Ending Swim across your Chest, Hanz dons Tight Black Swim Trunks and NOTHING…
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Roasted Peanuts Ring
The Whole World is Nuts! Including YOU! So why not Buy a Bag of Peanuts to Wear on your Finger? This Cute Green Bag is Filled with Roasted Peanuts that look YUMMY… Made out of Plastic, Adhesive, and a…
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Glass Alien Double Flare Plugs
“What’s E.T. Short for?” “Because he’s got Little Legs!” HA! “What do you call an Alien with 3 Eyes?” “An Aliiien!” :) “How do you Greet a Three Headed Alien?” “Hello, Hello, Hello!” “How do Aliens keep their Pants…
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Mummy Wrist Watch
“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)
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Black Scorpion Leather Bracelet
Just the look of this Bracelet screams hard core. Who wears a Scorpion on their Wrist? Oh, you do! :) Enjoy this Cool Creature FOREVER and Enjoy all the Shivers AND the Compliments as well!