Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is 1 inch wide… Just about the real size… Dangling from a ball chain, this fun pendant makes a great gag gift. Plus, you can also purchase butthole jewelry in a lapel pin, cufflinks, money clip, purse clip…
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Nintendo Game Boy LCD Watch
AWESOME!!!! I had the Classic Nintendo Game Boy, and I STILL HAVE IT! It still works. Nothing beats the Original Tetris. But now, I can stare at that Time-Eating Toy all day long with this Nintendo Game Boy Classic…
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Buttcheeks in a Jar Brooch
LMAO! Your Buttcheeks look so GOOD, I want to take them Everywhere I go! HA! This is probably one of the most Interesting and Craziest Brooch Pins I’ve ever seen… Butt Cheeks Bottled up in a Jar! Now that’s…
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Pickle Rick Necklace
“What do you get when you Cross a Deer and a Pickle?” “A Dilldoe!” HA! Are you a Rick and Morty Fan? Love the Pickle; Pickle Rick? Well then Feast your Eyes on this Dill… It’s a Handmade Pickle…
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Broccoli Earrings
Oh, these remind me of one of my Favorite Jokes growing up… “What’s the Difference Between Broccoli and Snot?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” Nice eh? Well if you like Broccoli, then you’ll LOVE these Earrings. They’re Long and Thick…
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Hockey Goalie Mask Cufflinks
The Hockey Goalie Mask, or Goaltender Mask, is a Mask worn by Ice Hockey, Inline, or Field Hockey Goaltenders to Protect their Head from Injury. The First Fiberglass Mask was Created in 1959, and Today these Goal Masks have…
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Swipe Left Swipe Right Cufflinks
These are today’s cufflinks for sure. Swipe Left, Swipe Right cuffs that will take your Tinder app to real life. One arm gets black text reading SWIPE RIGHT, and the other, red text reading SWIPE LEFT. Stylish, classy, and…
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