World's Greatest Farter... I Mean Father Cufflinks
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Gold Unicorn Ring
The Unicorn is a Legendary Animal that has been Described since Antiquity as a Beast with a Large, Pointed, Spiraling Horn Projecting from its Forehead…. Much like this Unicorn Ring… Only Blue, with Pink Ears… And a Twisted Horn…
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Digital Destruction Watch
This is a Cool Looking Watch! Talk about Self-Destructing! It’s like a Time-Bomb went off on your Wrist! This Watch has Analog Time being Destroyed by the Digital World. Broken Dial, Broken Hands, Nothing but the Future!
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Eat Your Heart Out Necklace
THUMP THUMP! That’s the Sound your Heart makes in my GUT! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! For it’s a Crazy Creepy Red Heart, Anatomical, with a Big BITE taken out of the side… Must be from that Zombie…
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I’m Alive Brooch
LMAO! I Feel like this every Morning… “I’M ALIVE!” But it can be a Real Nightmare. All the time you hear about People getting Buried Alive… Like that TV Show… No, I’m not Talking about “Hoarders – Buried Alive”,…
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Pet My Cat Belly Ring
“Meow, Rawr, Grrrrr, Hisssss Purrr Reow…” That’s a Good Kitty! Don’t Bring the Claws out Today! Because this is Pet My Cat Day! :) A Funny Looking Belly Button Navel Ring Featuring a Pink Feline and the words “Pet…
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Human Skull Carved Bone Ring
This Ring is SICK! Cool! Creepy and AWESOME… For it’s a Human Skull, that’s Hand Carved out of BONE! The Details are Incredible too… Daunting Eye Sockets, Gnarly Teeth, even the Cracks in the Cranium… Stunning! Dug out of…