World's Greatest Farter... I Mean Father Cufflinks
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Corny Poop Earrings
HA HA HA HA HA HA! I Can’t Stop Laughing! I Want to Buy these just to see what People’s Reactions are! HA! Hilarious! These Curly Piles of Poo are Swirled up like an Ice-Cream Cone and Dabbed with…
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Clean Equipment Belly Ring
LMAO! For SURE! This Belly Ring will Crack everyone up. It’s a Road Sign that Dangles down from your Navel and Reads: “Notice: Clean Equipment After Using” HA! Too Much Fun! Hopefully, you’ll heed Instructions… Because no one likes…
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Scary Resin Eye Ring
As William Shakespeare said “The Eyes are the Window to your Soul”, and that’s exactly what this Ring reminds me of… A Cracked Window with a Creepy Eye looking back at you… Your Soul, or a Peeping TOM? HA!…
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Skull Rose Brooch
Such a Beautiful Brooch! Brings Tears to my Eyes. A Plastic Black Rose with a Plastic Green Skull… So Dreamy! Tell your Dear that you really LOVE her, and stick this Creepy Pin on her Coat! Ah, true ROMANCE!
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Swagg Penguin Belly Ring
LMAO! Being Swag is one thing… Being a Swagg Penguin is another. And this Dangling Penguin is Hip, Cool, and Ultra Swagg (Double G!) Made out Acrylic, with a 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Barbell, this Belly Button Ring features…
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Satan’s Army Ear Plugs
999, and the Sign of the Cross… Oops, that’s Upside down. Sorry! It’s Satan’s Army (Not Santa), featured on Organic Handmade Wooden Ear Plugs that are Black, 3D, Come in Pairs, and are Polished by Hand with a Mix…












