"Just Open the Door, You Stupid Lug!"
This Ring is Wonderful. I want to Play with it and say ""Wait. Oh My! What have you Done. I'm Backwards you Filthy Furball!" Made of Solid Brass and Cast from an actual C3PO Ring from the 80's, this makes me Want to Smile and Hum the Theme Song to Star Wars all Day. Really! Star Wars Fans... You may be Fluent in over Six Million Forms of Communication, but whatever you do, Don't let this Ring Pass you by!
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Spartan Helmet Ring
Sparta was a Warrior Society in Ancient Greece that reached the height of its Power after Defeating Rival Athens in the Peloponnesian War of 431-404 B.C. Boy, those were the Days… And NOW, YOU can relive it with a…
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Just Look At The Flowers Bracelet
“The Grove” is the Fourteenth Episode of the Fourth Season of The Walking Dead. Coming across a House in a Pecan Grove on their Trek to Terminus, Lizzie Kills her Sister Mika with a Knife. The following Morning, Carol…
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Scary Pumpkin Cufflinks
“How do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween?” “Pump Kin!” Oh that was bad… How’s this: “What did a Jack-O-Lantern say to the Pumpkin?” “Cut it out!” Okay… Not Scary enough, but these Cufflinks are. They are Frightening Cufflinks featuring a Creepy…
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Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these…
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Duct Tape Jewelry Kit
Duct Tape solves everything! Including what to wear with that dress tonight. Have loads of FUN making your own Bracelets, Necklaces, Hair Clips and More! Cool and Crazy!!!
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Gotchya Ear Plugs
These Gotchya Plugs Reek FUN! Normally called “The Circle Game”, the Goal is to make this Hand Gesture below your Waist, and then get People to Look at it. That’s it! They LOOK… “GOTCHYA!” Simple, Funny, and it always…












