Pizza is Bae Red Hemp Bracelet
Wait a Minute... Doesn't Bae mean "Bacon and Eggs"? HA! This Bae means PIZZA! PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA! (I'm all Excited and Clapping my Hands) Show your TRUE LOVE by Wearing this Bright Red Hemp Bracelet with a White Heart Bead. Comes in Sizes 5.5-9. 100% Handmade, Eco-Friendly Material, and Packaged in a Small Gift Bag. Now, where's my PIZZA?
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Loaded Gun Ear Plugs
These Saddle Plugs are AWESOME! Looking like a Gun Cylinder FULL of Ammo, these Plugs will look KILLER in your Ears! Stainless Steel and Cool as Hell, you’ll get TONS of Compliments with these!
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Cosmic Cat Ear Plug
This is one Crazy Cosmic Cat, with Laser Eyes, in a Galaxy Screw Fit Ear Plug! HA! Wear this Plug in your Ear and you’ll be the Ear that gets Noticed! Cosmic Cat will ZAP the Universe with his…
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Crime Scene Bracelet
This is an appropriate Bracelet to wear if you’ve been Naughty… Or if you’re watching far too much CSI.
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Tammy Faye Bakker Ring
“Oh Lord No…” This Handmade Ring takes the Cake! Tammy Faye Bakker crying with Mascara Dripping down her Face… How FUN is that? Sure to provoke a Comment, Laugh or a WTF! Now YOU can be the Hot Mess!
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Gumball Machine Pendant
Cute Cute Miniature Gumball Machine Pendant full of Colorful Gumballs! Put a Coin in and Eat 5 Gumballs at the same time… “MUNCH!” Too Bad they aren’t Real! :( But hey, it’s Fun and Attractive and will get people…
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Potted Succulent Plant Earrings
How Stinking Cute… Succulent Plants for your Ears! Darling Little Potted Plants that look just like the Real Plants, but Smaller… And FAKE! Yes these Succulents are actually Handmade out of Polymer Clay. So you don’t have to Worry…