"Just Open the Door, You Stupid Lug!"
This Ring is Wonderful. I want to Play with it and say ""Wait. Oh My! What have you Done. I'm Backwards you Filthy Furball!" Made of Solid Brass and Cast from an actual C3PO Ring from the 80's, this makes me Want to Smile and Hum the Theme Song to Star Wars all Day. Really! Star Wars Fans... You may be Fluent in over Six Million Forms of Communication, but whatever you do, Don't let this Ring Pass you by!
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Halloween BOO Necklace
BOOOO! How many ways can a Ghost say BOO? 94. Just sayin… “Why couldn’t the Ghost see his Mom and Dad?” “Because they were Trans-Parents!” Oh that was baddddd. “What do you get if you Cross Bambi with a…
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Demon Black and Angel White Rings
Feeling both Good and Bad? Have a little Devil in ya? Well, these Rings might be the Perfect Gift for YOU. They’re Two Rings, Contrast and Conflicting Personalities… One being Black, the Demon, the Darker Side, and the other…
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Binary Ear Plugs
LOL… Or should I say 101… These GEEKY Ear Plugs are ULTRA-GEEKY, because they have 101010101 Binary written all over them. They just scream “HACKER” “COMPUTER GEEK” and “COOL” at the same time. I LOVE them!
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Gold Unicorn Ring
The Unicorn is a Legendary Animal that has been Described since Antiquity as a Beast with a Large, Pointed, Spiraling Horn Projecting from its Forehead…. Much like this Unicorn Ring… Only Blue, with Pink Ears… And a Twisted Horn…
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Bacon And Eggs Skull Belly Ring
You’re a Bad Ass, but you also like Breakfast… Nothing wrong with that. Some Bacon and Eggs… What’s not to love? Just like this HOT Belly Button Navel Ring, it’s Blinging Red Gems, on a Stainless Steel Barbel, and…
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Iron Man Power Bar
This is the Avengers “Iron Man” MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band! In other words: AWESOME! Even Tony Stark would wear one of these Limited Edition pieces of Jewelry! Beautifully made, DURABLE, and oh so COOL!












