"Just Open the Door, You Stupid Lug!"
This Ring is Wonderful. I want to Play with it and say ""Wait. Oh My! What have you Done. I'm Backwards you Filthy Furball!" Made of Solid Brass and Cast from an actual C3PO Ring from the 80's, this makes me Want to Smile and Hum the Theme Song to Star Wars all Day. Really! Star Wars Fans... You may be Fluent in over Six Million Forms of Communication, but whatever you do, Don't let this Ring Pass you by!
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Earth Worm Of Death Bracelet
HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!
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Komodo Dragon Ring
The Komodo Dragon is a Large Species of Lizard found in the Indonesian Islands of Komodo, Rinca, Flores, Gili Motang, and Padar… Not to mention the “Curse of the Komodo” Movie! HA! It’s Hungry! But I prefer to stick…
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Unicorn Poop Ring
Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!
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Enamel Pumpkin Halloween Pin
Festive, Fun, and Perfect for the Entire Halloween and Fall Season… It’s a Lapel Pin, or Brooch, that’s a Bright Orange Enamel Pumpkin, and some Blingy Green Crystal Leaves. Right from the Pumpkin Patch, to your Hat, Coat, Sweater,…
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Death Note Pendant Watch
Who’s that Knocking? The Grim Reaper? Perchance… Just open your Death Note Book Necklace and see if it’s your TIME to go! Cool Idea, Beautifully Made, Winds like a normal Watch and the Battery Changes out the bottom. It’s…
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YOLO Belly Button Ring
If You’re Only Going to Live Once… You Better Wear this Belly Button Ring! Because this YOLO Would Look Blinging as you Fell to your Death. Really! This YOLO is Set with Rhinestones and Crystals and it Certainly looks…












