C3PO 2 Finger Ring
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! This 2 Finger C3PO Ring is Perfectly Stunning and Geeky COOL! It’s C3PO with Movable Arms! SWEET! Are you as Excited as me? It’s so Bright and Shiny and Humanoidy even Chewbacca is yelling “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!”
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"Just Open the Door, You Stupid Lug!"
This Ring is Wonderful. I want to Play with it and say ""Wait. Oh My! What have you Done. I'm Backwards you Filthy Furball!" Made of Solid Brass and Cast from an actual C3PO Ring from the 80's, this makes me Want to Smile and Hum the Theme Song to Star Wars all Day. Really! Star Wars Fans... You may be Fluent in over Six Million Forms of Communication, but whatever you do, Don't let this Ring Pass you by!
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Tarantula Spider Wrist Watch
Nothing’s Scarier at Halloween… Than a BIG Tarantula Spider on your Arm? Right? And this Wrist Watch, has the BIGGEST, CREEPIEST, HAIRIEST, SPIDER OF ALL! With Orange Legs, a Black Body, and Beady Eyes and Fangs… This Sucker, will…
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Mistletoe Dessert Ring
What a Cute Little Ring. It’s a Miniature Christmas Dessert that looks so Good you’ll Lick it! With Yummy Frosting on this Pudding Cake, it’s Festive, Fun, and comes on a Red Plastic Ring. Delightful. Adorned with Mistletoe, this…
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Abby Normal Brain Wrist Watch
Talk about Halloween FUN! It’s a Classy Wrist Watch, featuring a Brain and a Sign that reads: ABBY NORMAL! HA! Abnormal is Right out of Young Frankenstein. This Funny Watch is Elegant, Stylish, Scary, and Perfect for all those…
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Happy Birthday Belly Ring
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles!” Ha, this is such a Cute Birthday Gift, you’ll want to have your Cake and Eat it too! For it’s a…
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Autopsy Ear Plugs
Holy Crap! Hold onto your Vomit Bag… It’s Ear Plugs that are Horror Inducing Nightmares. Autopsy Body Cuts, Y shaped, from the Shoulder Blades down to the Belly Button, it’s Scary Forensic Fun for your Ear Lobes! Handmade out…
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Guitar Ring
The Gibson Les Paul is a Solid Body Electric Guitar that was First Sold in 1952. Originally offered with a Gold Finish and Two P-90 Pickups. In 1957, Humbucking Pickups were Added, along with Sunburst Finishes in 1958. The…
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