"Just Open the Door, You Stupid Lug!"
This Ring is Wonderful. I want to Play with it and say ""Wait. Oh My! What have you Done. I'm Backwards you Filthy Furball!" Made of Solid Brass and Cast from an actual C3PO Ring from the 80's, this makes me Want to Smile and Hum the Theme Song to Star Wars all Day. Really! Star Wars Fans... You may be Fluent in over Six Million Forms of Communication, but whatever you do, Don't let this Ring Pass you by!
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Clown Cat Brooch
HA I look like this on Mondays! :P Actually, any Human that puts their Cat in a Costume gets this same Look back! MEAN, GRUMPY, Ready to Rip your Face off! And what’s even Funnier, is that this Darling…
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Fire Department Nipple Shield
You know what I think about when I think about Firemen? Nipple Shields, of course! “Call the Fire Department, my Nipples are on Fire!” This Nipple Ring Barbell Shield takes the Cake… and your Nipple! OUCH!
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Knight Rider Car Ring
“Knight Rider, a Shadowy Flight into the Dangerous World of a Man who does not Exist. Michael Knight, a Young Loner on a Crusade to Champion the Cause of the Innocent, the Helpless, the Powerless, in a World of…
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Nicolas Cage Ring
Nicolas Kim Coppola, known Professionally as Nicolas Cage, is an American Actor who played in these Big Movies: Face/Off, Ghost Rider, National Treasure, Gone in 60 Seconds, Knowing, Con Air, The Rock, Moonstruck, Kick-Ass (among TONS more)… And something…
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Antiqued Snake Pendant
Snakes are Elongated, Legless, Carnivorous Reptiles that can be Distinguished from Legless Lizards by their lack of Eyelids and External Ears. They are covered in overlapping Scales, and are found on every Continent except Antarctica! With over 3,400 Species,…
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Hang in There Kitty Charm Bead
I feel like this kitty everyday… It’s the “hang in there” charm bead featuring a cute cat, with green gemstone eyes, hanging from a brown barrell… Pink paws, a long dangly tail that moves… It’s all fun. Unless it’s…












