Okay, Seriously, I Want Cake NOW!
Made out of Polymer Clay, these Cakes would taste AWFUL... But you can still Lick them if you want. :) Scrumptious Cake Slices with Frosting and Sprinkles... "OHHHHH My Sweet Tooth!" The Chain is 7 1/2" Long (can be ordered in a Different Size) and is made out of Silver Plated Metal. Cute and Dangly, these Handmade Cakes win First Place! :)
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Chicken Roast Ring
“On which Side does a Chicken have the Most Feathers?” “On the Outside!” “What do you Call a Chicken Crossing the Road?” “Poultry in Motion!” “Why did the Chicken go to KFC?” “Because he wanted to see a Chicken…
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Cat Ice Cream Cone Earrings
Awwwww… It’s the most Adorable Earrings EVER… Featuring an Ice Cream Cone CAT… HA! A Delicious looking White Kitty in a Cone. HOW CUTE! With Beady Eyes and a Curly Smile, this Ice Cream Cone will make everyone Smile….
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Pizza Slice Charm Bracelet
Everybody else has Pandora Charms, Cute Kid’s Birthstones, Dogs, Family Beads… And YOU, all you want is PIZZA! Join the Club! Which is why this Pizza Slice Bracelet is Perfect… Pepperoni and all. For it’s a Charm Link Bracelet…
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The Shining Room 237 Earrings
NICE!!!!!!! Here, Hold my Beer, I’m going to take a BATH… FOREVER! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! It’s Room 237 Hotel Keys Ripped Right from Stephen King’s “The Shining”, and boy are they Bloody Cool. Looking just like…
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Tentacles Nipple Clicker
It’s a Nipple Ring that’s so… Tentacles, Dangling Down, Made of 14 Gauge Surgical Stainless Steel… And it’s Securely Catching Eyes and Bodily Parts. And actually, it’s a Nipple Clicker. Nipple Clickers are the Latest Trend in Nipple Piercing……
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Jackpot Candles
These are Cool! Who would have thunk… It’s Bling in a Candle! More Specific… Bring Ring! This Jackpot Candle features a Size 6 Ring INSIDE the Candle Wax. So as the Candle Burns Down… the Ring Appears! What a…












