"You'll Poke Your Eye Out!"
Usually Eye-Ball Piece Jewelry Freaks me out... But not this one. It's so Cool and Classy... Stunning Actually! The Cuff is Genuine Leather that is Faded and Aged. It has Antique Brass Dome Rivets, and the EYE is EYE-POPPING! Made from a Hard Plastic Pale Blue-Green Doll Eye with Hints of Amber, this Bracelet totally Kicks Ass! It's 7.6" Long and Closes with Heavy Duty Brass Snaps! Just Beautiful! "Here's Looking at you Kid..."
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FrankenBerry Earrings
I could eat a whole box of these… in one sitting. I LOVE SUGARY Cereal and FrankenBerry was one that topped my list. If you like FrankenBerry as much as I do, pick up these Closeout Earrings and show…
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Finger Ring With Nail Polish
I walked by a Bum in London. He asked me for some Change. I told him I didn’t have any. He gave me the Finger and called me a Wanker. WELL… When Life hands you a Finger… Wear it!…
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Eat Your Heart Out Necklace
THUMP THUMP! That’s the Sound your Heart makes in my GUT! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! For it’s a Crazy Creepy Red Heart, Anatomical, with a Big BITE taken out of the side… Must be from that Zombie…
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Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need…
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Mermaid Scale Tail Belly Ring
What a Great Looking Belly Button Ring. A Mermaid. With Scales and Tails, this Belly Ring is certainly a SPLASH! Fun Colorful Tail of Green and Blue Scales, Adorned atop a 316L Stainless Steel Curved Barbell with more Scales….
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Crystal Pave TuRnUp Pendant
(NO, that doesn’t say TRUMP, that’s what I thought at first, too) It says TURNUP… (That’s NOT turnip… a root vegetable commonly grown in temperate climates worldwide for its white, bulbous taproot), NO! It says (hashtag) TURN UP, meaning…












