Carlos Severed Finger Necklace
What the Flying F… It’s a Crazy Pendant that’s Frightening, and hey, Finger Food! A Pendant called “Dont F@%# With Carlos”, and trust me, I WON’T! A Great, Creepy, Realistic Dental Acrylic Finger, Chopped off, Severed, Bloody, and that Nail… SHEESH! Painted a Lovely Shade of Green and Pink with Nail Polish, Acrylic Paint, Varnish, and all Dangling from an 18″ Stainless Steel Chain… Wow! It’s Guaranteed to Creep you out!
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Dont F@%# With Carlos - Severed Finger Pendant Necklace
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Wicked Witch Charm Bead
The Wicked Witch of the West is Sinister and Seriously Aquaphobic! Made of Sterling Silver, this Beautifully Crafted Wizard of Oz Bead looks just like the Green Witch of the West. Made for the Expressions Charm Line from Helzberg,…
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Knuckle Duster Face Ring
A Knuckle Duster? Talk about leaving a Statement alright… This Huge Knuckle Ring is Handmade out of .925 Sterling Silver and features a Face only Mother would Love… A Crazy Face with Beady Eyes, a Long Nose and Lips……
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I’m With Stupid Belly Ring
“Yo Momma so Stupid she Called me, then asked for my Phone Number!” “She’s so Stupid she thought a Runny Nose was Exercise!” “She’s so Stupid she Watches ‘The Three Stooges’ and takes Notes!” HA… And if She’s Standing…
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Zipper Belly Ring
What a Cool Belly Button Ring… A Zipper! I Can only imagine Someone Coming up to you, and pulling that Zipper Down! OUCH! These Zippers are Cute and Sparkling, and you’ll Love all the Different Colors you can Choose!
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Hourglass Cufflinks
You’ll never be 3 Minutes late with these Cufflinks… Okay, you WILL, but at least you’ll look good! :) Ultra Cool Cufflinks with a Blue Sand Filled Hourglass Design. Elegant and Sophisticated!
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Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…
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