“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow…

“Winning, Anyone? Rhymes with Winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be US! Sorry, Man, didn’t make the Rules. Oops!” “I’m Not Bipolar, But Bi-Winning!” “I have Cleansed Myself. I Closed my Eyes and in a Nanosecond, I Cured Myself… It’s…

Well Well Well… #1 AND #2… We Go Together Like: Peas and Carrots, Batman and Robin, Peanut Butter and Jelly, Gin and Tonic, Bacon and Eggs, Copy and Paste, Salt and Pepper, Sequins and Hot Glue, Milk and Cookies,…

…NO? Little Junior didn’t know what “NO” meant. Little Junior was a Baby. An Enormous Baby with the Strength of 3 Men. As Susan soon found out… (and so the Description reads!) I say CRAAAAZZY! But still ULTRA Cool!…

Purple? Happy. Red? Frightened. Blue? Relaxed… It’s a Mood Changing Bracelet that Reflects the Mood you’re in with Color Changing Beads. Fun Beads that Change depending on the Body Temperature of your Skin. Slap it on your Arm and…

LOL… Or should I say 101… These GEEKY Ear Plugs are ULTRA-GEEKY, because they have 101010101 Binary written all over them. They just scream “HACKER” “COMPUTER GEEK” and “COOL” at the same time. I LOVE them!